"Yes Mr. Harper, I Will Buy Some Girl Scout Cookies"

Jaypers · 03-05-2014, 06:53 PM

"Good choice, because if you didn't, I would bash your face in with my new muscles".

Good Gawd, he's gotten huge......

Davesportscards · 03-05-2014, 06:55 PM

Dare I say it?

bulljh · 03-05-2014, 06:56 PM

He has a better beard then most 30 year olds I know

razorsharp · 03-05-2014, 06:56 PM

Arms look huge but he is getting kind of fat in the gut..

Ajax1723 · 03-05-2014, 06:56 PM

My girlfriend approves.

Not sure how I feel about that haha.

Jaypers · 03-05-2014, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Davesportscards

Dare I say it?

That's a clown question, bro.

yanksfan0134 · 03-05-2014, 06:57 PM

Maybe he finally hit puberty?

tajikey · 03-05-2014, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaypers

"Good choice, because if you didn't, I would bash your face in with my new muscles".

Good Gawd, he's gotten huge......

Um, well, yeah, he's yoked. AND, he picked both of the good kinds of GSCs!

MikeWilliamsFan · 03-05-2014, 06:59 PM

He is huge!!

JohnAndrew · 03-05-2014, 07:01 PM

That's a big boy.

death2redemptions · 03-05-2014, 07:10 PM

50 home runs?

migraine · 03-05-2014, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

150 home runs?

fixt........

bulljh · 03-05-2014, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

50 home runs?

If he is healthy all season, it's a possibility

WASbalPSU13 · 03-05-2014, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Davesportscards

Dare I say it?

If you don't, someone else will

death2redemptions · 03-05-2014, 07:14 PM

My imaginary girlfriend just told me she wants to sleep with him. What am I supposed to say to that?

tajikey · 03-05-2014, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

My imaginary girlfriend just told me she wants to sleep with him. What am I supposed to say to that?

So what you're saying is, you were typing with one hand while your "girlfriend" was talking?

IndySportsCards · 03-05-2014, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Davesportscards

Dare I say it?

I was thinking the same thing.

tajikey · 03-05-2014, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Davesportscards

Dare I say it?

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Originally Posted by Jaypers

That's a clown question, bro.

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Originally Posted by WASbalPSU13

If you don't, someone else will

I know you guys are joking (or are you), but WAY too risky.

death2redemptions · 03-05-2014, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tajikey

I know you guys are joking (or are you), but WAY too risky.

Risky is letting your imaginary girlfriend look at such a muscular hunk like Harper

AwesomeJuice · 03-05-2014, 07:23 PM

IT LOOKS LIKE HE PROBABLY DID STEROIDS. HE PROBABLY DID STEROIDS. STEROIDS! yah no...

tajikey · 03-05-2014, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

Risky is letting your imaginary girlfriend look at such a muscular hunk like Harper

Hahhahahah. Why didn't we have a relationship before you were exhiled? I love you!

MetDude · 03-05-2014, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

Risky is letting your imaginary girlfriend look at such a muscular hunk like Harper

Put on a glove and "she" wont be able to see.

WASbalPSU13 · 03-05-2014, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tajikey

I know you guys are joking (or are you), but WAY too risky.

I'm joking. He's one of my favorite non-Oriole players.

StlScott · 03-05-2014, 07:25 PM

I thought Harper played outfield not linebacker...

pensfan87893 · 03-05-2014, 07:26 PM

THAT DUDE HAS TURNED INTO A STRAIGHT UP MONSTER!!!!THEY CALL ME BRYCE THE BEAST!!!!

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death2redemptions Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Creeping in mama's cellar Posts: 59,303 ddavisaz	My imaginary girlfriend just told me she wants to sleep with him. What am I supposed to say to that?

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