Price for Greenland?

hairysasquatch · 01-07-2026, 06:35 AM

How much would you be willing to pay Denmark for Greenland?

BostonNut · 01-07-2026, 06:57 AM

I don’t have enough money to do so.

007/365

Boo · 01-07-2026, 07:06 AM

No choice to just take it? Weak.

Twalk1975 · 01-07-2026, 07:25 AM

Maybe trade one of our current states for it.

fulltritty · 01-07-2026, 07:26 AM

I gave you 5 stars for creating a poll that will probably erupt into a political thread. Well done!

My answer would have been tree fitty though.

Boo · 01-07-2026, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Twalk1975

Maybe trade one of our current states for it.

CA or VT and it's a deal.

ssbledsoe · 01-07-2026, 08:53 AM

Buying Greenland is akin to Indecent Proposal

Greenland and Denmark are married. The idea that we can pay the Danes to bang their wife is grotesque at best.

Of course, this is simply the outward expression of the immoral behavior condoned by certain people in power that believe the r*pe & pillage of the world is to be done at their whim with either force or check...

Bosoxfan5990 · 01-07-2026, 09:02 AM

IDGAS.

corndog · 01-07-2026, 09:03 AM

I like Danish Shortbread too much to take a chance on losing that important resource.

It's a no for me.

Crosby 87 · 01-07-2026, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Twalk1975

Maybe trade one of our current states for it.

I offer Virginia , Alabama and the Dakotas

BostonNut · 01-07-2026, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Crosby 87

I offer Virginia , Alabama and the Dakotas

Get out of here, the Badlands are beautiful.

Crosby 87 · 01-07-2026, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BostonNut

Get out of here, the Badlands are beautiful.

I had to offer something of worth to get them to take the other two.

oldgoldy97 · 01-07-2026, 09:23 AM

When the world is three countries, everyone will be content. Look how well it went for the Roman Empire.

How it fell? AI slop says:

The Roman Empire fell due to a complex mix of factors, primarily including barbarian invasions (Goths, Vandals), crippling economic troubles (overspending, inflation, heavy taxes), political instability (corruption, weak emperors, civil wars), military overstretch, and internal societal changes like the rise of Christianity and population decline.

hairysasquatch · 01-07-2026, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by oldgoldy97

When the world is three countries, everyone will be content. Look how well it went for the Roman Empire.

How it fell? AI slop says:

The Roman Empire fell due to a complex mix of factors, primarily including barbarian invasions (Goths, Vandals), crippling economic troubles (overspending, inflation, heavy taxes), political instability (corruption, weak emperors, civil wars), military overstretch, and internal societal changes like the rise of Christianity and population decline.

+1 for the A.I. slop. Manna from heaven for the ADD-afflicted.

coltsnsox07 · 01-07-2026, 09:41 AM

Trade the states that voted blue, they don't want to be here anyway. I wish it was Iceland instead, that way we get Bjork in the deal, I like her she's kooky.

oldgoldy97 · 01-07-2026, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by coltsnsox07

Trade the states that voted blue, they don't want to be here anyway. I wish it was Iceland instead, that way we get Bjork in the deal, I like her she's kooky.

Wouldn’t it make more sense just to take Bjork?

Twalk1975 · 01-07-2026, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by coltsnsox07

Trade the states that voted blue, they don't want to be here anyway. I wish it was Iceland instead, that way we get Bjork in the deal, I like her she's kooky.

I don't think Bjork wants us.

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TheHeel · 01-07-2026, 09:54 AM

If it is willingly being sold without pressure/force and it would be an amicable deal, I would want us to buy it. As for the price, I wouldn’t mind the US spending more than a trillion for the land. We are at $38.5 trillion in debt already, what’s another few trillion?

At least we will have something to show for it.

oldgoldy97 · 01-07-2026, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Twalk1975

I don't think Bjork wants us.

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Who cares! Might makes right!

Brobocop · 01-07-2026, 10:48 AM

I paid about $10 at my local Regal when it came out, no interest in seeing part two this weekend. Felt like it was a good open and shut story, no need for a sequel.

oldgoldy97 · 01-07-2026, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Brobocop

I paid about $10 at my local Regal when it came out, no interest in seeing part two this weekend. Felt like it was a good open and shut story, no need for a sequel.

Can the world blow up twice?

towerymt · 01-07-2026, 11:33 AM

~$15.1mil.

Louisiana Purchase 2.0

Paying 1803 rate.

TheHeel · 01-07-2026, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ssbledsoe

Buying Greenland is akin to Indecent Proposal

Greenland and Denmark are married. The idea that we can pay the Danes to bang their wife is grotesque at best.

Of course, this is simply the outward expression of the immoral behavior condoned by certain people in power that believe the r*pe & pillage of the world is to be done at their whim with either force or check...

Believe? There is one in particular who acted on it at least once.

Siberian13 · 01-07-2026, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheHeel

If it is willingly being sold without pressure/force and it would be an amicable deal, I would want us to buy it. As for the price, I wouldn’t mind the US spending more than a trillion for the land. We are at $38.5 trillion in debt already, what’s another few trillion?

At least we will have something to show for it.

Well done Hairy

5 stars

BostonNut · 01-07-2026, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

Well done Hairy

5 stars

A few people have clearly not seen this thread yet.

View Poll Results: Price for Greenland?
Not interested in buying	13	50.00%
Reboot 1946 offer roughly equal to $1 billion	3	11.54%
No more than $10 billion	1	3.85%
No more than $100 billion	3	11.54%
No more than $500 billion	2	7.69%
No more than $1 trillion	1	3.85%
Denmark can name its price, I want it at any cost	3	11.54%
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

01-07-2026, 06:35 AM	#1
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ssbledsoe Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: At least 500 feet from DB11 Posts: 28,887 ssbledsoe ssbledsoe	Buying Greenland is akin to Indecent Proposal Greenland and Denmark are married. The idea that we can pay the Danes to bang their wife is grotesque at best. Of course, this is simply the outward expression of the immoral behavior condoned by certain people in power that believe the r*pe & pillage of the world is to be done at their whim with either force or check... __________________ Drew Bledsoe is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes

01-07-2026, 07:25 AM	#4
Twalk1975 Member Join Date: Jul 2022 Location: Phoenix Posts: 1,041	Maybe trade one of our current states for it.

01-07-2026, 07:26 AM	#5
fulltritty Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: King George, VA Posts: 79,001	I gave you 5 stars for creating a poll that will probably erupt into a political thread. Well done! My answer would have been tree fitty though.

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01-07-2026, 09:03 AM	#9
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01-07-2026, 09:23 AM	#13
oldgoldy97 Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 52,226	When the world is three countries, everyone will be content. Look how well it went for the Roman Empire. How it fell? AI slop says: The Roman Empire fell due to a complex mix of factors, primarily including barbarian invasions (Goths, Vandals), crippling economic troubles (overspending, inflation, heavy taxes), political instability (corruption, weak emperors, civil wars), military overstretch, and internal societal changes like the rise of Christianity and population decline. __________________ Truly riveting discussion: that’s what your wife/girlfriend/sheep said.

01-07-2026, 09:41 AM	#15
coltsnsox07 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,283	Trade the states that voted blue, they don't want to be here anyway. I wish it was Iceland instead, that way we get Bjork in the deal, I like her she's kooky.

01-07-2026, 09:54 AM	#18
TheHeel Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 15,664	If it is willingly being sold without pressure/force and it would be an amicable deal, I would want us to buy it. As for the price, I wouldn’t mind the US spending more than a trillion for the land. We are at $38.5 trillion in debt already, what’s another few trillion? At least we will have something to show for it. __________________ 48,230, 52,879, 40,400, 4,780 Pending Deals:

01-07-2026, 10:48 AM	#20
Brobocop Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 13,908 brobocop2	I paid about $10 at my local Regal when it came out, no interest in seeing part two this weekend. Felt like it was a good open and shut story, no need for a sequel.

01-07-2026, 11:33 AM	#22
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