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Old 11-20-2018, 01:42 PM   #1
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When you go to Youtube looking for "Cher" songs and filter by view count to see which song is probably the most popular. Then seeing that 244 MILLION people have viewed a song by someone named "Cher Lloyd" whom you have never even heard of! Lol! Feel free to add your own!
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Old 11-20-2018, 01:44 PM   #2
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Old 11-20-2018, 02:24 PM   #3
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I think you could have just ended your post after 'looking for Cher songs'
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:01 PM   #4
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When you try to play a video game and have no idea what you’re doing. Like finding a digital hooker.

When you learn someone named Lil’ Pump is a musician and not a porn star.

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Old 11-20-2018, 03:09 PM   #5
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:10 PM   #6
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I think you could have just ended your post after 'looking for Cher songs'
Or change the thread title to "How to know when you're Queer"
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:11 PM   #7
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:13 PM   #8
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When you realize you are old enough to be the father of the newly named GM of your favorite team

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Old 11-20-2018, 03:18 PM   #9
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I was at cashier buying beer and she looks at my ID and says "same birthday as my mom". I'm like oh July? "No same year". FML
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:25 PM   #10
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I was at cashier buying beer and she looks at my ID and says "same birthday as my mom". I'm like oh July? "No same year". FML
Those always hurt. It's like they are doing it on purpose
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:27 PM   #11
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When you realize you are old enough to be the father of the newly named GM of your favorite team

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So we have an Orioles70 and an Orioles1970

One with an Aug 2018 join date and one with a Sept 2018 join date

Both with 3 posts or less

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Old 11-20-2018, 03:54 PM   #12
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Or change the thread title to "How to know when you're Queer"
Speaking of...how are you enjoying the Twinks and Bear ads in the Probed magazine you "mistakenly" bought recently?
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Old 11-20-2018, 04:24 PM   #13
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When baseball players you watched as a kid have their own kids who play baseball, retire and go into the HOF.
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Old 11-20-2018, 05:04 PM   #14
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I just saw another one. I read an article, and one sentence started with:

'Philadelphia 76ers General Manager Elton Brand....'
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Old 11-20-2018, 06:45 PM   #17
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When you look back on you 20s and ask yourself:
A) why was I picky about girls?
B) why did I not play the field more than I did?

The year I was 26 was literally jam packed with fun!

Never replicated.

If I had the appreciation for different types of woman then that I do now, holy hell what a good time I'd have had.
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Old 11-20-2018, 06:53 PM   #18
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You know you are old if you remember water being free and having to pay for porn.
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You send money to PBS, or know what PBS is.
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Old 11-20-2018, 07:23 PM   #20
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no clue who Cher Lloyd is, thank you google. Gorgeous.

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Old 11-20-2018, 08:26 PM   #22
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Why were you looking for Cher songs?
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Old 11-20-2018, 08:26 PM   #23
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Why search for Cher songs when you can search for Cher nudes.
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Old 11-20-2018, 08:29 PM   #24
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Old 11-20-2018, 09:37 PM   #25
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Why were you looking for Cher songs?
Someone on another hobby forum I go to was recently talking about Gypsies and I couldn't get the Cher song out of my head! Decided to see what Youtube videos were her most popular.
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