Comedy opinions.

lemur01 · 12-15-2010, 03:48 PM

Two questions:

1) Who is your all time favorite comedian and why?(alive or dead)
3) Which two actors had the best chemistry together?
B) What is the funniest quote by a comedian/actor?

These can be stand-up comedians, movie & tv actors, etc.

Not going to give mine away just yet, but am curious of others picks.

ManInTheMirror · 12-15-2010, 04:02 PM

1) Mitch Hedberg
3) Farley and Spade, with Cheech and Chong in close second
B) “Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I’m talking to my daughter, I’m looking at her, I’m pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole.

“Keep my baby off the pole!

“I mean they don’t grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you f*&$#@ up.”

Kent Clements · 12-15-2010, 04:09 PM

1) Sam Kinison
2) Cheech and Chong
3)"Don't let your ex-girlfriend pack your luggage before you board an airplane !! You'll end up with someone giving you a strip-search and checking your anal cavity because of the guns and ammo they find in your baggage !!!"

Kent

Nodie27 · 12-15-2010, 04:09 PM

1) Mitch Hedberg. His brand of comedy was just so subtle but hilarious. i know all comedians have their angle (Lewis Black yells, Carlos Mencia sucks..etc) but his just always snuck up on me and made me laugh R.I.P. (honorable mention: Rodney Dangerfield, Pablo Francisco, Kevin Hart)
3) Cheech and Chong - Those movies still crack me up
B) "My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend." Rodney Dangerfield

cdizz · 12-15-2010, 04:14 PM

1-dead-Mitch Hedberg/alive-Dave Chappell
2-Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly
3-It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter?
I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan
Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
It's also illegal.
It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden

JAMmedia · 12-15-2010, 04:16 PM

1.) Steve Martin pre-1981
2.) Steve Martin and John Candy
3.) "Listen....do you smell something?" Dan Akroyd, Ghostbusters

Also, anyone that thinks that Dane Cook or Jeff Dunham is funny needs to delete themselves.

pmannings#1fan · 12-15-2010, 04:20 PM

1) George Carlin-Because he could never be censored
2) Richard Pryor & Gene Wilder, Silver Streak need I say more
3) ""I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"
George Carlin

ManInTheMirror · 12-15-2010, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cdizz

1-dead-Mitch Hedberg/alive-Dave Chappell

Yep, Dave would be my #2 for sure.

I love his bit where he is Clayton Bigsby, the blind black white supremacist.

Oh, and yes I hate Dane Cook with a passion. I don't hate many people....

cdizz · 12-15-2010, 04:33 PM

MITM-I saw Chappell a few years ago live in Orlando before he went Awol. I really wish he would have kept doing the Chappell Show. A lot of people hate Dane Cook, why is that?

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lemur01 · 12-15-2010, 04:36 PM

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MITM-I saw Chappell a few years ago live in Orlando before he went Awol. I really wish he would have kept doing the Chappell Show. A lot of people hate Dane Cook, why is that?

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cdizz · 12-15-2010, 04:39 PM

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Peanut butter & crack sandwich.

Is this the 5' o clock free crack give away??

ManInTheMirror · 12-15-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cdizz

A lot of people hate Dane Cook, why is that?

Maybe not hate, my friend, I spoke incorrectly. I greatly dislike him. I have never found him funny and I just don't care for his personality. I'm sure he is a nice guy in real life and maybe I should slow the roll on this one.

lemur01 · 12-15-2010, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by cdizz

Is this the 5' o clock free crack give away??

I was thinking maybe I'll radom all the people, and give away a dirty pair of CBO's undies.

cdizz · 12-15-2010, 04:43 PM

Ha ha do this^^^ the gift that will keep on giving

cdizz · 12-15-2010, 04:50 PM

One of my all time favorite Hedberg jokes

YouTube - Mitch Hedberg on sesame seeds

Teambo1634 · 12-15-2010, 04:57 PM

1. Dana Carvey

2. Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon

3. The movie Real Men
Bob: I didn't know you smoked.
Nick: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
Bob: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
Nick: About a pack a day.
Bob: That'll kill ya!
Nick: Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore.

dd316 · 12-15-2010, 05:02 PM

1) Who is your all time favorite comedian and why?(alive or dead)
Rodney Dangerfield

3) Which two actors had the best chemistry together?
Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder

B) What is the funniest quote by a comedian/actor?
Way too many to pick just one.

Interesting numbering...

GoClips! · 12-15-2010, 05:10 PM

1)Patton Oswalt - as witty and intelligent as it gets in the Comedy world. Some of his stuff is also pretty dark.
2)Chris Farley and David Spade
3)"Hey, no disrespect dude, but... I just don't respect you" -Nick Kroll as Bobby Bottle Service on Comedy Deathray Radio.

ManInTheMirror · 12-15-2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GoClips!

1)Patton Oswalt - as witty and intelligent as it gets in the Comedy world. Some of his stuff is also pretty dark.

God man, love Patton Oswalt. Easily my #3.

YouTube - Patton Oswalt on the KFC Famous bowls

lemur01 · 12-15-2010, 05:15 PM

Ok heres mine:

1) Redd Foxx- First comedian to tell white jokes.
2) Andy Griffith and Don Knotts- Funniest duo imho, and not a single curse word.
3) "Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"
Lloyd Bridges- Airplane

JAMmedia · 12-15-2010, 05:32 PM

I'd add Kevin James to the funny list.

mmbtvs · 12-15-2010, 05:36 PM

A) Louis C.K.
7) Broken Lizard (not a duo but close enough)
+) From Joe Rogan: One girlfriend to another about one of them dating an a-hole "Oh my god, why are you back with him." "He apoligized. He said he wouldn't hit me in the face anymore. He'll only punch me in the calf but not full strength, and eventually he'll stop that too. We made a deal."

JAMmedia · 12-15-2010, 05:42 PM

^ Broken Lizard > everything else.

pmannings#1fan · 12-15-2010, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dd316

1) Who is your all time favorite comedian and why?(alive or dead)
Rodney Dangerfield

3) Which two actors had the best chemistry together?
Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder

B) What is the funniest quote by a comedian/actor?
Way too many to pick just one.

Interesting numbering...

Excellent choice for chemistry duo, I chose those 2 also....very old school comedy

lemur01 · 12-15-2010, 05:44 PM

IMO, Redd Foxx may not have been the funniest comedian ever, but he was always the coolest guy in the room.

12-15-2010, 04:09 PM	#4
Nodie27 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Downey, CA Posts: 5,120 jmscards2009	1) Mitch Hedberg. His brand of comedy was just so subtle but hilarious. i know all comedians have their angle (Lewis Black yells, Carlos Mencia sucks..etc) but his just always snuck up on me and made me laugh R.I.P. (honorable mention: Rodney Dangerfield, Pablo Francisco, Kevin Hart) 3) Cheech and Chong - Those movies still crack me up B) "My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend." Rodney Dangerfield __________________ #TeamConnor

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cdizz Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Rock Ridge-The sheriff is near!! Posts: 1,702 boondockcards3000	1-dead-Mitch Hedberg/alive-Dave Chappell 2-Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly 3-It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter? I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system. It's also illegal. It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane. I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden __________________ Equipmunk sharp, equipmunk dirty. Equipmunk make Kevin's bobbum hurty. Forever unclean!!! Last edited by cdizz; 12-15-2010 at 04:17 PM.

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cdizz Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Rock Ridge-The sheriff is near!! Posts: 1,702 boondockcards3000	MITM-I saw Chappell a few years ago live in Orlando before he went Awol. I really wish he would have kept doing the Chappell Show. A lot of people hate Dane Cook, why is that? __________________ Equipmunk sharp, equipmunk dirty. Equipmunk make Kevin's bobbum hurty. Forever unclean!!!

12-15-2010, 03:48 PM	#1
lemur01 Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 5,154	Comedy opinions. Two questions: 1) Who is your all time favorite comedian and why?(alive or dead) 3) Which two actors had the best chemistry together? B) What is the funniest quote by a comedian/actor? These can be stand-up comedians, movie & tv actors, etc. Not going to give mine away just yet, but am curious of others picks. __________________ Pull my Finger Have you been Lemur'd today? Currently hoarding mountains of cards that I should be trading.

12-15-2010, 04:02 PM	#2
ManInTheMirror Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 39,667	1) Mitch Hedberg 3) Farley and Spade, with Cheech and Chong in close second B) “Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I’m talking to my daughter, I’m looking at her, I’m pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole. “Keep my baby off the pole! “I mean they don’t grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you f*&$#@ up.”

12-15-2010, 04:09 PM	#3
Kent Clements Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brockport , New York Posts: 2,282	1) Sam Kinison 2) Cheech and Chong 3)"Don't let your ex-girlfriend pack your luggage before you board an airplane !! You'll end up with someone giving you a strip-search and checking your anal cavity because of the guns and ammo they find in your baggage !!!" Kent

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cdizz Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Rock Ridge-The sheriff is near!! Posts: 1,702 boondockcards3000	One of my all time favorite Hedberg jokes YouTube - Mitch Hedberg on sesame seeds __________________ Equipmunk sharp, equipmunk dirty. Equipmunk make Kevin's bobbum hurty. Forever unclean!!!

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Teambo1634 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,412 teambo1634	1. Dana Carvey 2. Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon 3. The movie Real Men Bob: I didn't know you smoked. Nick: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up. Bob: Well, at least you don't smoke that much. Nick: About a pack a day. Bob: That'll kill ya! Nick: Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore. __________________ 11,22,2010 We lost a great one, RIP PAPAJIM Collect Bo Jackson

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dd316 Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 9,782 dd316	1) Who is your all time favorite comedian and why?(alive or dead) Rodney Dangerfield 3) Which two actors had the best chemistry together? Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder B) What is the funniest quote by a comedian/actor? Way too many to pick just one. Interesting numbering... __________________ www.MostWantedTradingCards.com

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GoClips! Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Portland, OR (formerly CA) Posts: 4,535 GoClips	1)Patton Oswalt - as witty and intelligent as it gets in the Comedy world. Some of his stuff is also pretty dark. 2)Chris Farley and David Spade 3)"Hey, no disrespect dude, but... I just don't respect you" -Nick Kroll as Bobby Bottle Service on Comedy Deathray Radio. __________________ LOOKING FOR: Rare DEANDRE JORDAN, BLAKE GRIFFIN Patch/Autos, Chris Kaman, Al Thornton, 08-09 Topps Hardwood Sketches, and 08-09 UD Black on-patch autos #/15. PM me if you have any! WINNER of Blowout Survivor Season 2

12-15-2010, 05:15 PM	#20
lemur01 Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 5,154	Ok heres mine: 1) Redd Foxx- First comedian to tell white jokes. 2) Andy Griffith and Don Knotts- Funniest duo imho, and not a single curse word. 3) "Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue" Lloyd Bridges- Airplane __________________ Pull my Finger Have you been Lemur'd today? Currently hoarding mountains of cards that I should be trading.

12-15-2010, 05:32 PM	#21
JAMmedia Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,683	I'd add Kevin James to the funny list. __________________ Collecting Josh Thole, Gary Carter, Mets and SK cards Looking for Thole superfractors and Sterling purples, any Carter SK cards

12-15-2010, 05:36 PM	#22
mmbtvs unregistered Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,488	A) Louis C.K. 7) Broken Lizard (not a duo but close enough) +) From Joe Rogan: One girlfriend to another about one of them dating an a-hole "Oh my god, why are you back with him." "He apoligized. He said he wouldn't hit me in the face anymore. He'll only punch me in the calf but not full strength, and eventually he'll stop that too. We made a deal." __________________ -"Close your eyes and remember this. It won't be back again, it's almost gone. Even times that don't seem like much will be your only crutch when you're alone. Time moves slow when you're seventeen and then it picks up steam at twenty-one."

12-15-2010, 05:42 PM	#23
JAMmedia Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,683	^ Broken Lizard > everything else. __________________ Collecting Josh Thole, Gary Carter, Mets and SK cards Looking for Thole superfractors and Sterling purples, any Carter SK cards

12-15-2010, 05:44 PM	#25
lemur01 Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 5,154	IMO, Redd Foxx may not have been the funniest comedian ever, but he was always the coolest guy in the room. __________________ Pull my Finger Have you been Lemur'd today? Currently hoarding mountains of cards that I should be trading.