JR Smith - Page 3

tennelson55 · 06-01-2018, 08:00 PM

[Intro]
They call me an enigma... madly inconsistent...

[Verse 1]
When I wake up in the morning
All I do is say ‘Damn, JR, you will scoring’
George Karl is boring
20-13, Hoops galore
Mike Woodson told me to put down the jeans, pick up the suit
China, you can keep that loot
I'm heading to practice... yeah I said it, practice
I can't miss
Two kisses on the wrists (Swish...)

[Hook]
I'm so fly, I'm so tight
My game is...
So right, So right, So right...
I'm so fly, I'm so tight
My game is...
So right, So right, So right...

[Verse 2]
It's JR Swish
Peep the crossover, I crossed over
From journeyman, to Sixth Man of the Year
In a contract year, with the Option
It's my option to shoot or to pass
To score you need to shoot
To score more you need to shoot more
Hoops galore
My teammates be like ‘No, no, no... Yesss!’ (No stress)
Melo, gimme the keys to the car (You the Godfather)
I followed you from the rockies to the NYC
If you're double-teamed kick it to me
I'm open for three...

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Read about me in The Post
That boy is toasted
His ankle is broke
On the floor of the Garden
For 2.8 Mil, James Dolan I'm a bargain
So right, So right, So right...
(My game is like...) I'm a volume shooter
They told me I need a permit for the scooter
(My game is like...) I love Novak
But if it wasn't for me, he'd be driving a Buick
(My game is like...) My own pet Panda
Don't reprimand a player like me
For showing natural booty through technology, David Stern
(My game is like...) Tattoos and shoes
(My game is like...) Freakishly athletic
(My game is like...) Tee time with Reverend Jackson
(My game is like...) Swashbucklin

I'm bombing 3's from every which angle (Madly inconsistent)
I'm bombing 3's from every which angle (An enigma)
Shumpert, get a haircut (Sixth-man of the year...)
So right, So right, So right...
20-13, New-York Knickerbockers (George Karl, was'sup? Look at me now!)
We pounding it to every town down this year
(I'm demanding big bucks, that's was'sup! Big paychecks is up!)
So right, So right, So right
(JR Smith's time is up! whoo!)
I'm bombing 3's from every which angle
(JR Smith... JR Smith!)
I'm bombing 3's from every which angle...

rman112 · 06-01-2018, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rip67vdub

Post game interview:

"...I knew we were tied....I thought we were ahead..."

This makes sense.

GOLDPRIZM · 06-01-2018, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KidKards101

Was he really? I could've sworn he was hovering around the 3 point line at top

Yes he was well inside half court, just outside the 3 point line. If JR passes the ball at 3.5 seconds, LeBron catches around 3 seconds left and probably takes 1 dribble and has a wide open 18-22 foot shot. It was pretty funny to hear him say he knew the score was tied, I guess he liked his chances in OT on the road.

BostonNut · 06-02-2018, 01:36 PM

I've spent far too much time today just looking at all the memes...such outstanding stuff. This one is my favorite:

06-01-2018, 08:00 PM	#51
tennelson55 Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Albany, NY Posts: 5,438 tennelson55	[Intro] They call me an enigma... madly inconsistent... [Verse 1] When I wake up in the morning All I do is say ‘Damn, JR, you will scoring’ George Karl is boring 20-13, Hoops galore Mike Woodson told me to put down the jeans, pick up the suit China, you can keep that loot I'm heading to practice... yeah I said it, practice I can't miss Two kisses on the wrists (Swish...) [Hook] I'm so fly, I'm so tight My game is... So right, So right, So right... I'm so fly, I'm so tight My game is... So right, So right, So right... [Verse 2] It's JR Swish Peep the crossover, I crossed over From journeyman, to Sixth Man of the Year In a contract year, with the Option It's my option to shoot or to pass To score you need to shoot To score more you need to shoot more Hoops galore My teammates be like ‘No, no, no... Yesss!’ (No stress) Melo, gimme the keys to the car (You the Godfather) I followed you from the rockies to the NYC If you're double-teamed kick it to me I'm open for three... [Hook] [Verse 3] Read about me in The Post That boy is toasted His ankle is broke On the floor of the Garden For 2.8 Mil, James Dolan I'm a bargain So right, So right, So right... (My game is like...) I'm a volume shooter They told me I need a permit for the scooter (My game is like...) I love Novak But if it wasn't for me, he'd be driving a Buick (My game is like...) My own pet Panda Don't reprimand a player like me For showing natural booty through technology, David Stern (My game is like...) Tattoos and shoes (My game is like...) Freakishly athletic (My game is like...) Tee time with Reverend Jackson (My game is like...) Swashbucklin I'm bombing 3's from every which angle (Madly inconsistent) I'm bombing 3's from every which angle (An enigma) Shumpert, get a haircut (Sixth-man of the year...) So right, So right, So right... 20-13, New-York Knickerbockers (George Karl, was'sup? Look at me now!) We pounding it to every town down this year (I'm demanding big bucks, that's was'sup! Big paychecks is up!) So right, So right, So right (JR Smith's time is up! whoo!) I'm bombing 3's from every which angle (JR Smith... JR Smith!) I'm bombing 3's from every which angle... __________________ looking for these basketball sets! 99-00 topps east/west, 04-05 ud black diamond gemography autos, 08-09 topps chrome orange refractors, 09-10 certified, 10-11 donruss cracked ice, 11-12 limited xrc non autos, 12-13 prizm, 12-13 brilliance spellbound letters

06-02-2018, 01:36 PM	#54
BostonNut Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 61,261	I've spent far too much time today just looking at all the memes...such outstanding stuff. This one is my favorite: __________________ "It's true that whenever rectal issues come to mind thoughts of you aren't far behind" - HairySas September 4, 2025 "GD it. I am a doofus." - majestik101 October 16, 2025