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Old 02-28-2015, 12:41 PM   #26
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His last name is hyphenated and it confusing because both are also 1st names. People are always confusing his name and picking stuff up at the pharmacy is such a pain. I offered to take one or the other but he didn't want to do that because he was worried it would offend his parents. They hyphenated both of their names when they got married. It's very sweet but they are divorce now. The kids have my last name.
Interesting.

I can't remember any hyphenated names from my younger days. Now you can't watch a sports game without seeing a few. I have wondered what happens when they (particularly the hyphenated woman) married. Would the string just get longer each generation?
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Old 02-28-2015, 06:51 PM   #27
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Used to work at a liquor store. I got so much ass from that.

First one was a slut of a woman named Michele. She liked booze and drugs and I had both in spades. The cool thing with her was her tubes were tied (I took her word for it. I know, dumb) so I got to shoot and shoot and shoot with no worries. She liked to get the D laying on big rocks, too. No lie. Thought it was weird, but didn't care, as I love outdoor sax, too.

Second one from there was Heather. She was soooooo fine, but kind of a whore as well, which I like. She was more controlled though. The first time we "made f*ck" we parked it. She mouth hugged it. Then ran out of the car, just to run to the hood of the car and bend over. I thought it was love. Nope. It was a boner.

I hope I don't get in trouble for this post, as I tried to keep it PG while telling a detailed story.

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Old 02-28-2015, 08:03 PM   #28
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Used to work at a liquor store. I got so much ass from that.

First one was a slut of a woman named Michelle. She liked booze and drugs and I had both in spades. The cool thing with her was her tubes were tied (I took her word for it. I know, dumb) so I got to shoot and shoot and shoot with no worries. She liked to get the D laying on big rocks, too. No lie. Thought it was weird, but didn't care, as I love outdoor sax, too.

Second one from there was Heather. She was soooooo fine, but kind of a whore as well, which I like. She was more controlled though. The first time we "made f*ck" we parked it. She mouth hugged it. Slapped her face with it then ran out of the car, just to run to the hood of the car and bend over. I thought it was love. Nope. It was a boner.

I hope I don't get in trouble for this post, as I tried to keep it PG while telling a detailed story.


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Old 02-28-2015, 09:52 PM   #29
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Amen. The young and stupid.

Came out good and thank my lucky stars all the time. Trust me.
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Old 02-28-2015, 09:54 PM   #30
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Never dated a co-worker. There was this 35 year old I worked with at my first job that hit on me alot when I was 19. I was single and nearly got with her but she had a young kid and I didn't want to involve myself with all that.
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Old 02-28-2015, 09:57 PM   #31
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It ain't frickin penthouse.
You'd think with "playa" in his name, he wouldn't need/want to hear the stories card collectors of slaying wool...
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Old 02-28-2015, 10:54 PM   #32
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Never dated a co-worker. There was this 35 year old I worked with at my first job that hit on me alot when I was 19. I was single and nearly got with her but she had a young kid and I didn't want to involve myself with all that.
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Old 02-28-2015, 10:55 PM   #33
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You'd think with "playa" in his name, he wouldn't need/want to hear the stories card collectors of slaying wool...
You bore me

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Old 03-01-2015, 05:46 AM   #34
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lmfao...........

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Used to work at a liquor store. I got so much ass from that.

First one was a slut of a woman named Michele. She liked booze and drugs and I had both in spades. The cool thing with her was her tubes were tied (I took her word for it. I know, dumb) so I got to shoot and shoot and shoot with no worries. She liked to get the D laying on big rocks, too. No lie. Thought it was weird, but didn't care, as I love outdoor sax, too.

Second one from there was Heather. She was soooooo fine, but kind of a whore as well, which I like. She was more controlled though. The first time we "made f*ck" we parked it. She mouth hugged it. Then ran out of the car, just to run to the hood of the car and bend over. I thought it was love. Nope. It was a boner.

I hope I don't get in trouble for this post, as I tried to keep it PG while telling a detailed story.
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Old 03-01-2015, 06:34 PM   #35
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This thread is great. Married for 5 years now and I was her boss. We were both seeing other people at the time (I was actually living with my GF). Didn't matter, we both knew.

But at 18, worked at Applebee's as a cook and couldn't keep the females away. From 16(hostess) to 32 (married bartender), there were a total of 4 in one summer. Something about the restaurant business turns woman into freaks.
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Old 03-01-2015, 08:02 PM   #36
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Never dated a co-worker. There was this 35 year old I worked with at my first job that hit on me alot when I was 19. I was single and nearly got with her but she had a young kid and I didn't want to involve myself with all that.
LOL, she probably didnt want you to get involved with her kid. She probably just wanted to have sex and that was it.
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Old 03-01-2015, 09:29 PM   #37
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Met my wife when I was a junior in college and she was a sophomore. Walked in on her job interview while going into the manager's office for something.

We worked together for about a year-and-a-half before she moved on to the video store next door. Dated for five years, will be celebrating our 16th wedding anniversary in April with our three kids.

So, yes it can work!
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Old 03-01-2015, 10:21 PM   #38
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LOL, she probably didnt want you to get involved with her kid. She probably just wanted to have sex and that was it.
I don't know it was tough to tell honestly, she seemed like a sweetheart more then the cougar type. Who knows though, could have just been a good act.

Either way I guess I'm just not a hit n run guy.
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Old 03-01-2015, 11:43 PM   #39
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Metsplaya - brace yourself for this one, it's extra scandalous.

I was 26 years old and met this hottie at work. Super hot. We dated for 5 months, got engaged, married 6 months later, and then we had sex for the first time - on our wedding night!

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Metsplaya - brace yourself for this one, it's extra scandalous.

I was 26 years old and met this hottie at work. Super hot. We dated for 5 months, got engaged, married 6 months later, and then we had sex for the first time - on our wedding night!

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Where are the drugs? The whores?

Sarcasm, of course.

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Old 03-02-2015, 10:22 PM   #41
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Used to work at a liquor store. I got so much ass from that.

First one was a slut of a woman named Michele. She liked booze and drugs and I had both in spades. The cool thing with her was her tubes were tied (I took her word for it. I know, dumb) so I got to shoot and shoot and shoot with no worries. She liked to get the D laying on big rocks, too. No lie. Thought it was weird, but didn't care, as I love outdoor sax, too.

Second one from there was Heather. She was soooooo fine, but kind of a whore as well, which I like. She was more controlled though. The first time we "made f*ck" we parked it. She mouth hugged it. Then ran out of the car, just to run to the hood of the car and bend over. I thought it was love. Nope. It was a boner.

I hope I don't get in trouble for this post, as I tried to keep it PG while telling a detailed story.
Literally laughing my azz off reading this quote good job explaining lol
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Old 03-02-2015, 10:37 PM   #42
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My wife dated a co worker before we got together. He was the guy all the girls wanted. She said he come up "short" in the sack. I finally convened her to dump him and date me.
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I am currently in a relationship with a coworker, but we started dating before i got the job their. I was looking for a job and she told me that her gym was looking for a new personal trainer, she put in a good word for me and the owner told me as long as personal life did not interfere with me doing my job there would not be a problem.
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I met a married girl where I work. Her husband worked there too but I figured I could easily take her away from him with a little charm. I left to move to Vegas and convinced her to come see me a month later and it all worked out perfectly, if you know what I mean. Hit it quit it and now shes trying to work it out with her husband again, who now knows what happened.

Actually... I'm the husband. I don't recommend dating/marrying a coworker.

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I met a married girl where I work. Her husband worked there too but I figured I could easily take her away from him with a little charm. I left to move to Vegas and convinced her to come see me a month later and it all worked out perfectly, if you know what I mean. Hit it quit it and now shes trying to work it out with her husband again, who now knows what happened.

Actually... I'm the husband. I don't recommend dating/marrying a coworker.

................what?
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Old 03-03-2015, 12:20 PM   #47
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I met a married girl where I work. Her husband worked there too but I figured I could easily take her away from him with a little charm. I left to move to Vegas and convinced her to come see me a month later and it all worked out perfectly, if you know what I mean. Hit it quit it and now shes trying to work it out with her husband again, who now knows what happened.

Actually... I'm the husband. I don't recommend dating/marrying a coworker.

So someone that worked with you had sex with your wife in the office while you were in your office clueless?
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Old 03-03-2015, 12:29 PM   #48
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It's not even close to a "thing", but I would really like to sack one of the chicks that work in our office. Her fun bags are magnificent, but if she was any dumber you would need to water her twice a week.
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So someone convinced your wife to go to Vegas to have an affair and now she is trying to work it out with you?

Or you were the scumbag who broke up a marriage?

This is an utterly confusing post...

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I met a married girl where I work. Her husband worked there too but I figured I could easily take her away from him with a little charm. I left to move to Vegas and convinced her to come see me a month later and it all worked out perfectly, if you know what I mean. Hit it quit it and now shes trying to work it out with her husband again, who now knows what happened.

Actually... I'm the husband. I don't recommend dating/marrying a coworker.

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I was always told to never s**t where you eat. I think that's a pretty good rule to follow.
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