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I can't remember any hyphenated names from my younger days. Now you can't watch a sports game without seeing a few. I have wondered what happens when they (particularly the hyphenated woman) married. Would the string just get longer each generation? |
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Used to work at a liquor store. I got so much ass from that.
First one was a slut of a woman named Michele. She liked booze and drugs and I had both in spades. The cool thing with her was her tubes were tied (I took her word for it. I know, dumb) so I got to shoot and shoot and shoot with no worries. She liked to get the D laying on big rocks, too. No lie. Thought it was weird, but didn't care, as I love outdoor sax, too. Second one from there was Heather. She was soooooo fine, but kind of a whore as well, which I like. She was more controlled though. The first time we "made f*ck" we parked it. She mouth hugged it. Then ran out of the car, just to run to the hood of the car and bend over. I thought it was love. Nope. It was a boner. I hope I don't get in trouble for this post, as I tried to keep it PG while telling a detailed story. Last edited by RandyMarsh; 02-28-2015 at 11:37 PM. |
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raw dogging a drug addict...what could go wrong
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Amen. The young and stupid.
Came out good and thank my lucky stars all the time. Trust me. |
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Never dated a co-worker. There was this 35 year old I worked with at my first job that hit on me alot when I was 19. I was single and nearly got with her but she had a young kid and I didn't want to involve myself with all that.
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You'd think with "playa" in his name, he wouldn't need/want to hear the stories card collectors of slaying wool...
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You turned down a milf? You are crazy
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lmfao...........
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This thread is great. Married for 5 years now and I was her boss. We were both seeing other people at the time (I was actually living with my GF). Didn't matter, we both knew.
But at 18, worked at Applebee's as a cook and couldn't keep the females away. From 16(hostess) to 32 (married bartender), there were a total of 4 in one summer. Something about the restaurant business turns woman into freaks. |
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LOL, she probably didnt want you to get involved with her kid. She probably just wanted to have sex and that was it.
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Met my wife when I was a junior in college and she was a sophomore. Walked in on her job interview while going into the manager's office for something.
We worked together for about a year-and-a-half before she moved on to the video store next door. Dated for five years, will be celebrating our 16th wedding anniversary in April with our three kids. So, yes it can work! |
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Either way I guess I'm just not a hit n run guy. |
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Metsplaya - brace yourself for this one, it's extra scandalous.
I was 26 years old and met this hottie at work. Super hot. We dated for 5 months, got engaged, married 6 months later, and then we had sex for the first time - on our wedding night! /thread. |
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Where are the drugs? The whores? Sarcasm, of course. Last edited by RandyMarsh; 03-02-2015 at 08:41 AM. |
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My wife dated a co worker before we got together. He was the guy all the girls wanted. She said he come up "short" in the sack. I finally convened her to dump him and date me.
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I am currently in a relationship with a coworker, but we started dating before i got the job their. I was looking for a job and she told me that her gym was looking for a new personal trainer, she put in a good word for me and the owner told me as long as personal life did not interfere with me doing my job there would not be a problem.
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I met a married girl where I work. Her husband worked there too but I figured I could easily take her away from him with a little charm. I left to move to Vegas and convinced her to come see me a month later and it all worked out perfectly, if you know what I mean. Hit it quit it and now shes trying to work it out with her husband again, who now knows what happened.
Actually... I'm the husband. I don't recommend dating/marrying a coworker.
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So someone convinced your wife to go to Vegas to have an affair and now she is trying to work it out with you?
Or you were the scumbag who broke up a marriage? This is an utterly confusing post... Quote:
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