The Zion 'Fatboi' Williamson Career LDL/HDL Tracker | BBW Appreciation Megathread. - Page 456

BoSoxFan1999 · 01-06-2026, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jcardstore

He has never been a + shooter in the NBA. The only thing he was supposedly good at never translated.

He's a score 1st 2 guard who can't shoot or score. Useless in today's NBA.

Scenery is not going to change the fact that he's just not good.

He showed flashes early in his rookie season, then got buried on the bench and it's been all downhill since then. He was such a deadly shooter with a quick trigger in college, so don't know why his shot didn't translate to the NBA. Owell. At this rate, he won't be on the Pelicans for too much longer (or maybe any NBA team).

Maybe he can go back to college.

22emmittfan · 01-06-2026, 07:36 PM

Peacock nba pregame crew calling Zion out to enter dunk contest..

msink28 · 01-06-2026, 10:20 PM

I could see a Kuzma/Myles Turner for Trae deal.

22emmittfan · 01-06-2026, 10:20 PM

Another night, another 4th quarter loss…he needs more shots

ninjacookies · 01-06-2026, 10:54 PM

ninjacookies · 01-06-2026, 11:11 PM

Oprah needs to enroll in this year's dunk contest.

With the team eliminated from playoff contention and no real injury badge of honor to protect, this might be his one and only lane back to Blake Griffin midlife crisis commercial relevancy.

cms11 · 01-07-2026, 05:44 PM

Zion is a nasty dude.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NBATalk/com...williamson_of/

ninjacookies · 01-07-2026, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by cms11

Zion is a nasty dude.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NBATalk/com...williamson_of/

Bro pilfers corrupt NO front office's pockets only to give back to a struggling population of OF harlots in dire need of Enfamil.

On a generational Robinhood arc and somehow society still wants to frame him as a simptastic Ant reincarnate.

Drain the sperm bank.

22emmittfan · 01-07-2026, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Bro pilfers corrupt NO front office's pockets only to give back to a struggling population of OF harlots in dire need of Enfamil.

On a generational Robinhood arc and somehow society still wants to frame him as a simptastic Ant reincarnate.

Drain the sperm bank.

Man I have to put my new AirPods in to help translate what the heck you say.

ninjacookies · 01-07-2026, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 22emmittfan

Man I have to put my new AirPods in to help translate what the heck you say.

Al Roker steals from the Pels. Gives back to strippers that need baby food and Chanel bags.

22emmittfan · 01-07-2026, 10:02 PM

Ty for the translation

yiguiri2002 · 01-07-2026, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Al Roker steals from the Pels. Gives back to strippers that need baby food and Chanel bags.

Fat Harden's true successor

ninjacookies · 01-07-2026, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by yiguiri2002

Fat Harden's true successor

Strip club patron's tadpoles could never.

Imagine Z back in a fuedal society where men were judged by their fertility.

I truly believe he's just a case of wrong place at the wrong time.

Bob Ross · 01-07-2026, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cms11

Zion is a nasty dude.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NBATalk/com...williamson_of/

This gentleman eloquently sums up why NBA players go for these types of broads:

"Cuz the hoes awake the time the players are awake.

NBA players have free time during the day and late at night.

Women with normal jobs and have their #@#@#@#@ together are working/sleeping.

Plus, yeah, chasing the bag. They know that OF/influencer money is gonna dry up sooner than later."

yiguiri2002 · 01-07-2026, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Strip club patron's tadpoles could never.

Imagine Z back in a fuedal society where men were judged by their fertility.

I truly believe he's just a case of wrong place at the wrong time.

Aren't you forgetting someone? SEND DA VIDEO

yiguiri2002 · 01-07-2026, 10:49 PM

On a side note, it's hilarious that they could have had Trae Young instead of Jordan Poole if they waited a few months

ninjacookies · 01-07-2026, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by yiguiri2002

Aren't you forgetting someone? SEND DA VIDEO

Habitual Kevorkian line stepper.

Dude terminated so much he singlehandedly got Roe v Wade got overturned smh.

ninjacookies · 01-07-2026, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by yiguiri2002

On a side note, it's hilarious that they could have had Trae Young instead of Jordan Poole if they waited a few months

We all know Trae would have suffered an inexplicable season ending follicle tear if that happened. Come on now.

cms11 · 01-07-2026, 11:02 PM

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ninjabum87 · 01-07-2026, 11:32 PM

Damn I hope she looked better in the darkness of whatever club he met her in.

crownand · 01-08-2026, 07:26 AM

Z going down the road of Wander Franco part 2. What a total loser.

cms11 · 01-08-2026, 11:34 AM

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yiguiri2002 · 01-08-2026, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Habitual Kevorkian line stepper.

Dude terminated so much he singlehandedly got Roe v Wade got overturned smh.

I feel like some dudes should have a bust or something outside Planned Parenthood. They are funding those facilities at this point.

drobfan8 · 01-08-2026, 05:28 PM

These guys need to freeze a heap of their sperm and then get a vasectomy.

Simple.

Although we'd lose some future athletes from it, ah ah ah

asujbl · 01-08-2026, 05:34 PM

Zion and Sherrone Moore related?

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cms11 Member Join Date: Apr 2022 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,443	Zion is a nasty dude. https://www.reddit.com/r/NBATalk/com...williamson_of/

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22emmittfan Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Florida Posts: 2,468 22emmittfan	Ty for the translation

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