Does it get any cooler than this though?

[FTLFTL]

Who among us hasn't smoked a j they rolled with a Griffey Rookie (Donruss - we're not animals)?

[imbluestreak23]

Thumbnail looks like the typical kitchen counter of a household in South PHX.

[OhioLawyerF5]

What did I miss?

I see a bunch of edited posts. But if those contained photos of your guns, you would have to post WAAAAY more than that to have a shot.

[JoshMN]

Originally Posted by OhioLawyerF5

What did I miss?

I see a bunch of edited posts. But if those contained photos of your guns, you would have to post WAAAAY more than that to have a shot.

You totally triggered Puddle Monkey! He was freaking out like a Yankees fan discussing the AL MVP race.

[Blamo]

Originally Posted by NaylorVahjeinke

Imagine it's noon. You just woke up. You take a rip from the bong and head over your side chicks house, grabbing a few Jordan and Kobe rookies to show her before you make out. Throw them in the trunk of your Trans Am next to your drugs and machine guns to prevent UV damage. Cops pull you over for excessive speed and seize your weed and cards, linking them to the drug trade, like I would ever sell them. You smile though, as they don't know you still have the Mantle at home in the safe with even more machine guns. Life is good.

If you are going to photograph the money stack, you don't put the singles on top. In fact you probably leave them out of the photo altogether. What is this, amateur hour?

[NaylorVahjeinke]

Originally Posted by PuddleMonkey

I'm offended you think my firearms collection is that weak. Best on the board, period!

Jesus dude... At this point I must ask - What do you have in your garage lol

Originally Posted by OhioLawyerF5

What did I miss?

I see a bunch of edited posts. But if those contained photos of your guns, you would have to post WAAAAY more than that to have a shot.

I believe it was a couple of Uzi's, mounted .50 cal, bunch of bump stocks, grenades, and a rocket launcher. There was also a Marge Schott novelty bobblehead that dispersed a .22 round from the torso if you bobbled it.

[PuddleMonkey]

Originally Posted by OhioLawyerF5

What did I miss?

I see a bunch of edited posts. But if those contained photos of your guns, you would have to post WAAAAY more than that to have a shot.

Each post was 5 photos, wasn't even done with handguns and I was threatening to start posting photos of long guns. I know you had to see them as I was posting photos just minutes after you were active in the thread. What really happened was you saw the photos, hit the panic button, ran down to your bunker and cowered in the corner with your 1850's black powder Colt revolver and cried yourself to sleep. You woke up this morning and the experience was so traumatizing your brain has no recollection of it.

[PuddleMonkey]

Originally Posted by NaylorVahjeinke

Jesus dude... At this point I must ask - What do you have in your garage lol

That's where I keep all the garbage, like old Colt single actions.

[dodgerfanjohn]

I can envision PuddleMonkey fapping to scenes of Police Academy that feature Eugene Tackleberry.

[dodgerfanjohn]

Originally Posted by TrickyNick

This thread delivers.

Serious contender for TOTY.

[PuddleMonkey]

Originally Posted by dodgerfanjohn

I can envision PuddleMonkey fapping to scenes of Police Academy that feature Eugene Tackleberry.

Tackleberry was the best! Oh, and the guy that did all the sound effect.