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Old 06-19-2024, 05:47 AM   #256026
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She slept at my mom's. I did already walk her a mile this morning though. I have to brush her teeth later. My mom does not clean up dog piles, much like FT. She flags them for me to clean up. Her yard is all cleaned.
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Old 06-19-2024, 06:58 AM   #256027
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She slept at my mom's. I did already walk her a mile this morning though. I have to brush her teeth later. My mom does not clean up dog piles, much like FT. She flags them for me to clean up. Her yard is all cleaned.
I seem to recall a similar strategy being used for one of the NN regulars of SW.


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Old 06-19-2024, 07:06 AM   #256028
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Overheard at the Boo workplace today (believed to be a sewage treatment plant):

Boo - "I'm leaving early to get a haircut!"

Stinky McFartson - "You can't leave early - you're still on company time!"

Boo - "Hair grew on company time, hair can get cut on company time!"

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Dude had some remote software update on Monday, came in yesterday and couldn’t sign on because the IT employee still had their name for the sign on. Dip Stinky McFartsalot was too stupid to see in the corner where it said “other users”, where he could have signed on. He just went home instead (he works 2-10am or around there), I didn’t see him.
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No way dude, I hate long hair. Especially when it’s an oven outside.
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I seem to recall a similar strategy being used for one of the NN regulars of SW.
You wear a flag shirt everyday?
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The devastation next door to the shop.
The two trees visible are on the other side of the chain fence.
Flowers are alongside the choo choo track.
I’m not sure why people consider that progress. It seems regressive.

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I’m not sure why people consider that progress. It seems regressive.
If Corny really cared he would have chained himself to one of those trees.
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80 on the way to 94

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62 headed to 73.

Perfect!
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Bright sunshine

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Not for a fatty like you. You'll probably smell like onions and rotten cantaloupe when you get home.
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Not for a fatty like you. You'll probably smell like onions and rotten cantaloupe when you get home.
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My friend text me last night saying she had been waiting on me to text her yesterday saying let's go do something since her daughter is out of town with some family members. I told her she should have said something at work.

I missed a good opportunity for some 1 on 1 time.
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Not for a fatty like you. You'll probably smell like onions and rotten cantaloupe when you get home.
......by the time you walk 15 feet to your car
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My friend text me last night saying she had been waiting on me to text her yesterday saying let's go do something since her daughter is out of town with some family members. I told her she should have said something at work.

I missed a good opportunity for some 1 on 1 time.
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I’m not sure why people consider that progress. It seems regressive.
I know how the local Karankawas must have felt.
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The Pit is dead today.
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The Pit is dead today.
Pit - FT = pray for a different train wreck
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CORNy needing mcd's money??????

A man responsible for allegedly robbing a Texas bank with a young child in tow has been arrested by the FBI.
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Pit - FT = pray for a different train wreck
Pit - CornMold = PARTY TIME
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It's a holiday NN.
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3 15 year old boys will be at my house for 8 hours on Friday. I hope I have food left in the house once they leave.
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3 15 year old boys will be at my house for 8 hours on Friday. I hope I have food left in the house once they leave.
throw a single bag of chips on the ground in the middle of them, and yell winner takes all
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....and they called it BNUT

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...120049793.html

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