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Old 05-12-2024, 08:41 AM   #252401
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My mom just brought over a mothers day cookie cake. I am so excited for it!
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Old 05-12-2024, 08:42 AM   #252402
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Her husband was wearing sunglasses even though it was 9:00 at night. His friend had dirty ass fingernails. Needless to say, we pulled the plug early.
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Old 05-12-2024, 08:42 AM   #252403
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My parents are on their way to Darlington for the race. I got my mom VIP tickets for Mother's Day. I'm just hanginh around the house doing laundry and maybe doing some eBay listings.
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Old 05-12-2024, 08:43 AM   #252404
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I had to go to Walmart and pick up some stuff for my wife. I also brought her home some flowers.
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Old 05-12-2024, 08:49 AM   #252405
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I had to go to Walmart and pick up some stuff for my wife. I also brought her home some flowers.
You’re supposed to grow them NN
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Old 05-12-2024, 08:53 AM   #252406
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I don't want to pull her flowers up that she plants.
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Old 05-12-2024, 08:57 AM   #252407
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I had to go to Walmart and pick up some stuff for my wife. I also brought her home some flowers.
Did they scan everything?
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Old 05-12-2024, 08:57 AM   #252408
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I had to go to Walmart and pick up some stuff for my wife. I also brought her home some flowers.
I thought she wasn’t your mother??
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:08 AM   #252409
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I thought she wasn’t your mother??
It depends on which way the wind is blowing.
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:09 AM   #252410
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Her husband was wearing sunglasses even though it was 9:00 at night. His friend had dirty ass fingernails. Needless to say, we pulled the plug early.
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So judgy!

Are you the real Sbis31??
Dirty fingernails at 9pm on a Saturday is only acceptable if you're at a demolition derby and have a pit pass. In pretty much any other situation it's a dealbreaker.

Just my opinion.
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:11 AM   #252411
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Dirty fingernails at 9pm on a Saturday is only acceptable if you're at a demolition derby and have a pit pass. In pretty much any other situation it's a dealbreaker.

Just my opinion.
What if I’ve been working in the garden all day?
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:13 AM   #252412
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What if I’ve been working in the garden all day?
They had just come from all you can eat sushi.
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:14 AM   #252413
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Dirty fingernails at 9pm on a Saturday is only acceptable if you're at a demolition derby and have a pit pass. In pretty much any other situation it's a dealbreaker.

Just my opinion.
It was probably the sushi.

The hubby admitted it wasn’t the best sushi but it was all you can eat. So I guess that balances it out.
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:21 AM   #252414
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What if I’ve been working in the garden all day?
Can't you wash your hands? Garden goo and dead fish carcasses should be removed from one's hands before one proceeds to the next activity of the day.

I thought this was just common thinking. No?
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Can't you wash your hands? Garden goo and dead fish carcasses should be removed from one's hands before one proceeds to the next activity of the day.

I thought this was just common thinking. No?
He struggles with both "common" and "thinking". Put them both together and...
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:27 AM   #252416
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One thing I can say about all of this is that I'd be hesitant to buy cards from Goldy's sushi bandit.

Eww.
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:30 AM   #252417
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He struggles with both "common" and "thinking". Put them both together and...
This guy gets it.
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One thing I can say about all of this is that I'd be hesitant to buy cards from Goldy's sushi bandit.

Eww.
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:41 AM   #252419
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I don't want to pull her flowers up that she plants.
They’re full of dog poo?
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:42 AM   #252420
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Did they scan everything?
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I thought she wasn’t your mother??
That's Boo. FT always does nice things for his wife on mother's day.
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He struggles with both "common" and "thinking". Put them both together and...
It's okay, I don't mind that. As long as his hands aren't goopy we'll get along just fine.

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This guy gets it.
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So apparently a pineapple on your pickleball racquet means you’re a swinger.
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That's Boo. FT always does nice things for his wife on mother's day.
He spent all day yesterday fussing…
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Did they scan everything?
I haven't been through a cashier line in years.
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