Ohtanis translator fired for stealing

[OhioLawyerF5]

Originally Posted by KhalDrogo

Can’t believe MLB is allowing him to play today! He should be in prison already!

According to Occam's Razor, the simplest explanation is he's an alien from a galaxy fixated on baseball and doesn't understand Earth rules. You can't just lock up an alien.

[cardsin47]

Originally Posted by OhioLawyerF5

According to Occam's Razor, the simplest explanation is he's an alien from a galaxy fixated on baseball and doesn't understand Earth rules. You can't just lock up an alien.

That’s correct - it would be a violation of Interstellar Law!

[seanbros55]

Originally Posted by OhioLawyerF5

According to Occam's Razor, the simplest explanation is he's an alien from a galaxy fixated on baseball and doesn't understand Earth rules. You can't just lock up an alien.

I saw a blog post from an ignorant turd with no credibility that confirms this. Therefore it is unequivocally correct.