The Weirdly Wonderful Seneca Wallace Small Talk Chit Chat Talkin' Topics Thread

[corndog]

Originally Posted by Boo

[glen87]

Originally Posted by Boo

There should be a rule that the coach pitches after X number of walks in an inning if it’s that bad. I would not want to sit through a game like that.

it should be a rule the game is cancelled after X number of walks in an inning if it’s that bad. I would not want to sit through a game like that.

[spuds1961]

Back to bed no reason to get up today.

[glen87]

Originally Posted by fulltritty

Listen to her when she wants to move or listen to her when she says she doesn't want to move because she won't leave her kids and granddaughter?

both

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by jlzinck

So the service for the a-hole F-I-L was Saturday.
We took 2 cars because my wife was staying my daughter for a few days after.

Getting up to the Exit on 495 so I grab my phone to turn up volume to hear directions. Pulled over by a State Trooper.

Wife pulls over 100 yards ahead of me.

Trooper says this is about education of the hands free law. Asks if the car pulled over ahead of me is with me. I say yes. He says as long as my license comes back clean there will only be a warning. Hands me the warning and then I tell him where we are going. He says most people would load with that for sympathy and he appreciated that I didn't.

Get to service. Interact with anyone who interacts with me. Don't go out of my way.

Walk into a rook to talk to wife's cousin and see a guy in a white robe with a pointy hood. I claim I didn't know the KKK was invited. Nope it was some deacon from some church. Waste of time though because the F-I-L is on the Hell Express.

We all gather for the "service". A hole S-I-L is the only one to speak even though he has 3 kids. To the shock of absolutely nobody she makes it about herself. Thanks everyone who got her through the last 7 years.

My daughter tells me she walked in on ahole S-I-L berating soy-boy brother claiming she had to do everything by herself because nobody offered to help. Hellen Keller knows this is a lie. We offered help at every turn but she is a control freak.

The family dysfunction would only be about 20% of what it currently is but the miserable old prick would lie to each of his kids about the others.

If I could bring him back just to watch him die it would make my day.

Good riddance and I hope a sink hole opens and swallows my S-I-L

Say what you really think.

[glen87]

Originally Posted by jlzinck

So the service for the a-hole F-I-L was Saturday.
We took 2 cars because my wife was staying my daughter for a few days after.

Getting up to the Exit on 495 so I grab my phone to turn up volume to hear directions. Pulled over by a State Trooper.

Wife pulls over 100 yards ahead of me.

Trooper says this is about education of the hands free law. Asks if the car pulled over ahead of me is with me. I say yes. He says as long as my license comes back clean there will only be a warning. Hands me the warning and then I tell him where we are going. He says most people would load with that for sympathy and he appreciated that I didn't.

Get to service. Interact with anyone who interacts with me. Don't go out of my way.

Walk into a rook to talk to wife's cousin and see a guy in a white robe with a pointy hood. I claim I didn't know the KKK was invited. Nope it was some deacon from some church. Waste of time though because the F-I-L is on the Hell Express.

We all gather for the "service". A hole S-I-L is the only one to speak even though he has 3 kids. To the shock of absolutely nobody she makes it about herself. Thanks everyone who got her through the last 7 years.

My daughter tells me she walked in on ahole S-I-L berating soy-boy brother claiming she had to do everything by herself because nobody offered to help. Hellen Keller knows this is a lie. We offered help at every turn but she is a control freak.

The family dysfunction would only be about 20% of what it currently is but the miserable old prick would lie to each of his kids about the others.

If I could bring him back just to watch him die it would make my day.

Good riddance and I hope a sink hole opens and swallows my S-I-L

....and we are just getting this massive unreadable wall of text now??????

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by glen87

....and we are just getting this massive unreadable wall of text now??????

Took him that long to type it.

[glen87]

Originally Posted by Saraste

Took him that long to type it.

probably was too busy counting his pocket change from the trip

[Boo]

Originally Posted by glen87

....and we are just getting this massive unreadable wall of text now??????

I thought you were going to the all you can eat buffet?

[glen87]

Originally Posted by Boo

I thought you were going to the all you can eat buffet?

tried to get a delivery order, but it has not arrived yet

[Saraste]

My doctor's appointment that was scheduled for next Wednesday has been moved up to tomorrow morning. The last tube will probably be taken out at that time. I am hoping for a list of things I can and cannot do (like returning to work) and what is next in the process.

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by glen87

tried to get a delivery order, but it has not arrived yet

Still loading pallets into the semi...

[glen87]

Originally Posted by Saraste

My doctor's appointment that was scheduled for next Wednesday has been moved up to tomorrow morning. The last tube will probably be taken out at that time. I am hoping for a list of things I can and cannot do (like returning to work) and what is next in the process.

or they are planning to add more

[corndog]

Originally Posted by Saraste

Took him that long to type it.

[Boo]

Originally Posted by Saraste

Still loading pallets into the semi...

[BostonNut]

Originally Posted by corndog

[BostonNut]

Originally Posted by Boo

[BostonNut]

Stadium celebratory light displays are really annoying and stupid.

[oldgoldy97]

Originally Posted by BostonNut

Stadium celebratory light displays are really annoying and stupid.

JMU wouldn’t know.

[ssbledsoe]

Originally Posted by Boo

There should be a rule that the coach pitches after X number of walks in an inning if it’s that bad. I would not want to sit through a game like that.

Does it remind you of the games you played as a kid where the only outs going up on the scoreboard was your reverse K's and pop out to catcher???

[Boo]

Originally Posted by ssbledsoe

Does it remind you of the games you played as a kid where the only outs going up on the scoreboard was your reverse K's and pop out to catcher???

All-star shortstop dude, all the way through LL. I wasn’t a limp armed freak like you.

[ssbledsoe]

Originally Posted by jlzinck

So the service for the a-hole F-I-L was Saturday.
We took 2 cars because my wife was staying my daughter for a few days after.

Getting up to the Exit on 495 so I grab my phone to turn up volume to hear directions. Pulled over by a State Trooper.

Wife pulls over 100 yards ahead of me.

Trooper says this is about education of the hands free law. Asks if the car pulled over ahead of me is with me. I say yes. He says as long as my license comes back clean there will only be a warning. Hands me the warning and then I tell him where we are going. He says most people would load with that for sympathy and he appreciated that I didn't.

Get to service. Interact with anyone who interacts with me. Don't go out of my way.

Walk into a rook to talk to wife's cousin and see a guy in a white robe with a pointy hood. I claim I didn't know the KKK was invited. Nope it was some deacon from some church. Waste of time though because the F-I-L is on the Hell Express.

We all gather for the "service". A hole S-I-L is the only one to speak even though he has 3 kids. To the shock of absolutely nobody she makes it about herself. Thanks everyone who got her through the last 7 years.

My daughter tells me she walked in on ahole S-I-L berating soy-boy brother claiming she had to do everything by herself because nobody offered to help. Hellen Keller knows this is a lie. We offered help at every turn but she is a control freak.

The family dysfunction would only be about 20% of what it currently is but the miserable old prick would lie to each of his kids about the others.

If I could bring him back just to watch him die it would make my day.

Good riddance and I hope a sink hole opens and swallows my S-I-L

So did Glen go full Angela Martin and steal all the scones before dipping???

Should've called the statie a road pirate and really helped your cause!

[ssbledsoe]

Originally Posted by Boo

All-star shortstop dude, all the way through LL. I wasn’t a limp armed freak like you.

Would've been easier if you would have simply said, "second base always called out Outfield move in" when you stepped in the batters box

I can here the announcer now, "and little Poo steps into the box with his heels on the chalk. Outfields moving in. Counts 0-2 and his bat finally gets off his shoulder with a dribbler up the first base line."

[Boo]

Originally Posted by ssbledsoe

Would've been easier if you would have simply said, "second base always called out Outfield move in" when you stepped in the batters box

I can here the announcer now, "and little Poo steps into the box with his heels on the chalk. Outfields moving in. Counts 0-2 and his bat finally gets off his shoulder with a dribbler up the first base line."

Any dribbler was me standing on third two pitches later. Speed to burn tubby.

[corndog]

Originally Posted by BostonNut

Stadium celebratory light displays are really annoying and stupid.

Originally Posted by oldgoldy97

JMU wouldn’t know.