The Weirdly Wonderful Seneca Wallace Small Talk Chit Chat Talkin' Topics Thread

[christhecpa]

Originally Posted by Saraste

I come back after about 8 hours away and find 8 pages of posts. Unlike you Glen, I will catch up. I may regret it after, but I will catch up.

SPOILER ALERT:


Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...and a criminal.
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

[Siberian13]

Originally Posted by ballhawkdawk

I’ve been lurking in this thread for like two weeks now trying to pick my spot. I still can’t make sense of what goes on in here.

Start slow and just make fun of Boo or Tritty. Then just randomly throw anything out

[preakness]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Oh man.

He was pretty racist even by rural Texas standards. I remember him telling me about his first “can gun” which he used as a kid for shooting any groups whose name ended in “-can”. I was in middle school.

I remember in high school he pulled me aside and told me to make sure I married a better woman than my youth pastor had. That was really weird.

Then, after our good youth pastor left (he’s still a role model today), the new youth pastor molested a few students and the pastor decided to keep him and run the victim families off. One of them being my family.

Then he showed up at my wedding and I had to bounce him myself about half an hour before the ceremony started.

Yes, but what about him was creepy?

[preakness]

Originally Posted by spuds1961

I tried that during my nap now my toes and eyes have sand in them.

Sleep in the tub

[TheFrenzy]

Originally Posted by ballhawkdawk

I’ve been lurking in this thread for like two weeks now trying to pick my spot. I still can’t make sense of what goes on in here.

- See drama or something interesting somewhere else in the forum? Post your commentary here.

- Cook a good dinner? Post it here.

- Wake up from a long nap? Post it here.

- Have something good happen to you? Post it here and then get ready for everyone to “bust” on you while Josie says congrats.

- Drunk? Start posting.

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by spuds1961

I would if I may like to talk about an issue that has been bothering me for the past month. Morning eye sand, I never had this problem as bad as it is now. I used to wake up with a little before this month but now it is getting unbearable. I wake up and spend a good amount of time cleaning the sand and have on occasion scratched my eyeballs. Does anybody else suffer from this and has a possible remedy. Thanks in advance.

I don't know if what you get is similar to what I occasionally get. I get what I call, "eye crusties", where my eyelids are sealed shut and I have to get rid of the solids to get them open.

[JosieD]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

- See drama or something interesting somewhere else in the forum? Post your commentary here.

- Cook a good dinner? Post it here.

- Wake up from a long nap? Post it here.

- Have something good happen to you? Post it here and then get ready for everyone to “bust” on you while Josie says congrats.

- Drunk? Start posting.

I love when good things happen to people. It's an added bonus if I like them.

[JosieD]

I like *almost* everyone who posts in this thread.

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

I just realized how rude it has been of me to never ask where oooo got his degree from. He mentioned his transcript and I didn’t even think to ask.

I apologize.

I’m trying to think what might be more prestigious than James Madison?

I thought you realized the transcript was blank.

[TheFrenzy]

Originally Posted by Saraste

I thought you realized the transcript was blank.

I really thought we'd get more mileage out of my Boo + The Journal of Fat Studies post a while ago.

[JosieD]

I am half asleep but it feels to early to go to bed for the night.

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by Siberian13

Yeah I remember Bowling as a class too.

I took that class as an elective. It was either that or History of Baseball.

[spuds1961]

Originally Posted by preakness

Sleep in the tub

Don’t have a tub just a shower.

[spuds1961]

Originally Posted by Saraste

I don't know if what you get is similar to what I occasionally get. I get what I call, "eye crusties", where my eyelids are sealed shut and I have to get rid of the solids to get them open.

Yep something like that.

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

I’m loving the new antagonist for Season 3 (posts 200k - 300k). The writers may have introduced him a little early, but he’s knocked it out of the park.

Adopting a KGB persona. Bragging about wiener size. Explaining to Glen that “Preakness” is the name of a horse. Implying that I am celibate. Straight up calling Boo an incel.

And I think he genuinely wants to fight Sibs.

Buckle up kids.

Could be Dodge's alter-ego.

[Siberian13]

Originally Posted by preakness

Yes, but what about him was creepy?

He wasn’t interested in Frenzy? You ever seen that IASIP episode with Mr Belding?

[christhecpa]

Originally Posted by spuds1961

Don’t have a tub just a shower.

Which prison?

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

He was pretty racist even by rural Texas standards. I remember him telling me about his first “can gun” which he used as a kid for shooting any groups whose name ended in “-can”. I was in middle school.

He even shot Ameri-cans? Sounds like a nice (sarcasm) piece of work.

[spuds1961]

Originally Posted by christhecpa

Which prison?

Actually never spent time in one,we inherited my wife’s parents house so its not too modern we have been getting it remodeled little by little.

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by ballhawkdawk

I’ve been lurking in this thread for like two weeks now trying to pick my spot. I still can’t make sense of what goes on in here.

If you can make sense of it, you will be the first. The fact that you want to make sense of it tells me you are trying too hard.

[Saraste]

Originally Posted by christhecpa

SPOILER ALERT:


Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...and a criminal.
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

One of the best movies made.

[glen87]

Originally Posted by corndog

I miss FT.

[preakness]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

When I made the “Does the Rams Logo Look Like A Big Ol’ Weiner” thread you made the same comment.

From corpus cavernosum to the Bartholin’s glands, I fully get the need for medical-grade accuracy.

But sometimes saying “weiner” is more fun. Not as fun as “shlong”, but sometimes euphemisms can be fun rather than evasive.

Technically it's spelled schlong

As in "monkeypox should be called schlong covid"

[glen87]

Originally Posted by ballhawkdawk

I’ve been lurking in this thread for like two weeks now trying to pick my spot. I still can’t make sense of what goes on in here.

[glen87]

Originally Posted by Saraste

I come back after about 8 hours away and find 8 pages of posts. Unlike you Glen, I will catch up. I may regret it after, but I will catch up.

that's because you have nothing better to do