The Weirdly Wonderful Seneca Wallace Small Talk Chit Chat Talkin' Topics Thread - Page 8018

TheFrenzy · 07-28-2022, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JosieD

We can say penis in here.

When I made the “Does the Rams Logo Look Like A Big Ol’ Weiner” thread you made the same comment.

From corpus cavernosum to the Bartholin’s glands, I fully get the need for medical-grade accuracy.

But sometimes saying “weiner” is more fun. Not as fun as “shlong”, but sometimes euphemisms can be fun rather than evasive.

christhecpa · 07-28-2022, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

When I made the “Does the Rams Logo Look Like A Big Ol’ Weiner” thread you made the same comment.

From corpus cavernosum to the Bartholin’s glands, I fully get the need for medical-grade accuracy.

But sometimes saying “weiner” is more fun. Not as fun as “shlong”, but sometimes euphemisms can be fun rather than evasive.

Damn you have a way with words

JosieD · 07-28-2022, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

When I made the “Does the Rams Logo Look Like A Big Ol’ Weiner” thread you made the same comment.

From corpus cavernosum to the Bartholin’s glands, I fully get the need for medical-grade accuracy.

But sometimes saying “weiner” is more fun. Not as fun as “shlong”, but sometimes euphemisms can be fun rather than evasive.

Sorry, wasn't trying to be a dick.

christhecpa · 07-28-2022, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JosieD

Sorry, wasn't trying to be a dick.

I see what you did there.

TheFrenzy · 07-28-2022, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JosieD

Sorry, wasn't trying to be a dick.

Ironically, my least favorite euphemism.

Growing up my parents took me to a church with a creepy pastor named “Dick” who had a baby arm from his mother taking Thalidomide back in the 50s.

preakness · 07-28-2022, 06:34 PM

Burlington coat factory changed its name

They're more than just coats

GOP up 3-0 in baseball game after 1 inning
Some fat broad pinch ran and thrown out a plate

chezball · 07-28-2022, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Ironically, my least favorite euphemism.

Growing up my parents took me to a church with a creepy pastor named “Dick” who had a baby arm from his mother taking Thalidomide back in the 50s.

Trust the science.

JosieD · 07-28-2022, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Ironically, my least favorite euphemism.

Growing up my parents took me to a church with a creepy pastor named “Dick” who had a baby arm from his mother taking Thalidomide back in the 50s.

What kind of creepy things did he do?

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Originally Posted by preakness

Burlington coat factory changed its name

They're more than just coats

GOP up 3-0 in baseball game after 1 inning
Some fat broad pinch ran and thrown out a plate

That's so odd. They have been more than coats since I was a kid.

TheFrenzy · 07-28-2022, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by chezball

Trust the science.

Every now and then the Badger swoops in with some well-timed snark.

You are correct. Good science is honest about mistakes and open to scrutiny and doubt.

spuds1961 · 07-28-2022, 06:40 PM

I feel so out of touch today, usually there is a point where I feel I can add something I got nothing today.

preakness · 07-28-2022, 06:41 PM

I never saw Weird Science

preakness · 07-28-2022, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by spuds1961

I feel so out of touch today, usually there is a point where I feel I can add something I got nothing today.

Try backwards sleeping tonight

It'll clear up the crusty eye issue

jdandns · 07-28-2022, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by preakness

Gutfeld show is absolutely killing it
Jimmy F and Jamie L are too hysterical comedians who deliver every time they are guests on show

You keep bringing up wrinkle in between Gutfeld eyes
Who cares

Gutfeld destroying all other competition

He'll end up getting fired like the rest of them.
Matter o' time...

TheFrenzy · 07-28-2022, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JosieD

What kind of creepy things did he do?.

Oh man.

He was pretty racist even by rural Texas standards. I remember him telling me about his first “can gun” which he used as a kid for shooting any groups whose name ended in “-can”. I was in middle school.

I remember in high school he pulled me aside and told me to make sure I married a better woman than my youth pastor had. That was really weird.

Then, after our good youth pastor left (he’s still a role model today), the new youth pastor molested a few students and the pastor decided to keep him and run the victim families off. One of them being my family.

Then he showed up at my wedding and I had to bounce him myself about half an hour before the ceremony started.

ballhawkdawk · 07-28-2022, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by spuds1961

I feel so out of touch today, usually there is a point where I feel I can add something I got nothing today.

I’ve been lurking in this thread for like two weeks now trying to pick my spot. I still can’t make sense of what goes on in here.

christhecpa · 07-28-2022, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Oh man.

He was pretty racist even by rural Texas standards. I remember him telling me about his first “can gun” which he used as a kid for shooting any groups whose name ended in “-can”. I was in middle school.

I remember in high school he pulled me aside and told me to make sure I married a better woman than my youth pastor had. That was really weird.

Then, after our good youth pastor left (he’s still a role model today), the new youth pastor molested a few students and the pastor decided to keep him and run the victim families off. One of them being my family.

Then he showed up at my wedding and I had to bounce him myself about half an hour before the ceremony started.

Sorry you went thru that.
Josie is right, people suck.

JosieD · 07-28-2022, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Oh man.

He was pretty racist even by rural Texas standards. I remember him telling me about his first “can gun” which he used as a kid for shooting any groups whose name ended in “-can”. I was in middle school.

I remember in high school he pulled me aside and told me to make sure I married a better woman than my youth pastor had. That was really weird.

Then, after our good youth pastor left (he’s still a role model today), the new youth pastor molested a few students and the pastor decided to keep him and run the victim families off. One of them being my family.

Then he showed up at my wedding and I had to bounce him myself about half an hour before the ceremony started.

He sounds like a terrible human being.

spuds1961 · 07-28-2022, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by preakness

Try backwards sleeping tonight

It'll clear up the crusty eye issue

I tried that during my nap now my toes and eyes have sand in them.

JeremyNick · 07-28-2022, 06:58 PM

My top 3 oddball classes were

Human Sexual Behavior - a psych elective I needed. Older Indian Prof made it fun and lively.
Adapted Sports - Picked up a minor in APA and this class was basically just playing adapted sports like Beep Ball, Quad Rugby and Goal Ball
Equine Facilitated Therapy - Another class for my APA minor. Did therapeutic riding session for individual with disabilities.

JosieD · 07-28-2022, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by spuds1961

I tried that during my nap now my toes and eyes have sand in them.

This sounds like a good premise for a country song.

jdandns · 07-28-2022, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jlzinck

Who invited the racist?

Probably the rage-ists.
That's how I got here.

Here's the guy the person in your avatar is hollerin' at:

It got me to wondering, what do the rest of you fellas have for your neck tats?

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Ironically, my least favorite euphemism.

Growing up my parents took me to a church with a creepy pastor named “Dick” who had a baby arm from his mother taking Thalidomide back in the 50s.

That arm was a person, you know.

Saraste · 07-28-2022, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by glen87

go away for a day, and come back to A LOT of posts......i am not even going to try and catch up with you joffs

I come back after about 8 hours away and find 8 pages of posts.

Unlike you Glen, I will catch up. I may regret it after, but I will catch up.

JosieD · 07-28-2022, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ballhawkdawk

I’ve been lurking in this thread for like two weeks now trying to pick my spot. I still can’t make sense of what goes on in here.

There is no sense to be made.

TheFrenzy · 07-28-2022, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by christhecpa

Sorry you went thru that.
Josie is right, people suck.

Thank you. At the same time, I probably wouldn’t have been a social worker and now teacher (insert obligatory joke) without the influence of my youth pastor.

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Originally Posted by JosieD

He sounds like a terrible human being.

Weirdly, his family ended up teaching me a big lesson. Because as awful as he was, it was his son who I hated more than anyone in my life. His son was the one who introduced my little sister to drugs, turned her against our family, and completely changed her personality. I seriously wanted to kill him.

But almost immediately after high school he ended up in prison for armed robbery. He was such an exceptional sh##head that the guards basically kept him in solitary for the maximum permitted length over and over until his sentence was up. He weighed less than 100lbs when he got out and then his heart stopped about a week after his family got him home. Dead at 20.

He ended up suffering worse than anything I could have done to him and I actually pitied him. Since then I don’t really let myself get caught up in hating people.

preakness · 07-28-2022, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jdandns

He'll end up getting fired like the rest of them.
Matter o' time...

He can get a show with Cuomo

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JeremyNick Banned Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 22,801	My top 3 oddball classes were Human Sexual Behavior - a psych elective I needed. Older Indian Prof made it fun and lively. Adapted Sports - Picked up a minor in APA and this class was basically just playing adapted sports like Beep Ball, Quad Rugby and Goal Ball Equine Facilitated Therapy - Another class for my APA minor. Did therapeutic riding session for individual with disabilities.