Corona Virus - Page 254

bustsomewax · 03-27-2020, 07:43 PM

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...rticle/2763983

I mentioned this a couple days ago, our best treatment bet. Coupled with antibody testing for everyone, is our way out of this.

jdandns · 03-27-2020, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rman112

Awesome-O: Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a... golden retriever, or something.

Awesome-O: Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a... boxer, or something.

Awesome-O: Movie idea number two thousand three hundred and five: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.

7 years later:

What can I tell you?
It was a short list to work with.

coltsnsox07 · 03-27-2020, 07:49 PM

Out of work strippers delivering food in Oregon. "Boober Eats'
https://youtu.be/xQZdL_uV-GQ

rman112 · 03-27-2020, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jdandns

What can I tell you?
It was a short list to work with.

Haha.. he'll always have the Hannukah Song!

rman112 · 03-27-2020, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by coltsnsox07

Out of work strippers delivering food in Oregon. "Boober Eats'
https://youtu.be/xQZdL_uV-GQ

"Can I touch?"

"Do you have gloves on?"

IronMonkey415 · 03-27-2020, 07:52 PM

Joan can deliver me some Boobers Eats

MODERATORS!!! This is not a sexual harrasment post. Me and her go way back, she knows this is a joke.

carlo16 · 03-27-2020, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jdandns

She won an Emmy as a writer for the very funny "Chris Rock Show" and has appeared on classic episodes of "Curb Your Enthusiam" among various other career accolades.

I know these are tough times, sir, but you could formerly reliably be counted on for cutting bon mots. Perhaps there will be a stimulus for those, as well.

Come on guy my bon mots are from the heart. Not song lyrics or movie quotes. I don’t rely on what other great men have given us. I am the giver. Well and maybe a little buffalo trace

Oldan Poar · 03-27-2020, 07:57 PM

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thejazzcollector · 03-27-2020, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheHeel

Did you consider that more people probably pass through NY than any other state? There are three considerably large airports and several seaports where people and goods pass through and then disperse through the United States. We aren’t talking about Provo, Utah or Fargo, North Dakota where there is very little tourism.

When times are good, it is all Trump. When times are bad, it’s everyone else’s fault. He takes zero responsibility for anything that negatively affects our country. He cannot have it both ways. Governor Cuomo is the first politician that I have ever hear say before any situation has occurred, “I take full responsibility for xyz.”

I live in Provo Utah. Does that mean I'm pretty safe then hahaha?

trixstar · 03-27-2020, 08:05 PM

BREAKING: Abbott gets approval for point-of-care coronavirus test that can detect a positive case in FIVE MINUTES. Think of a strep throat test, but for coronavirus. In fact, it's the same platform. Company will take 50,000 of them available a day, starting next week.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/27/abbo...5-minutes.html

IronMonkey415 · 03-27-2020, 08:22 PM

BREAKING: Singapore just drop a dracaconian law
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/27/asia/...ntl/index.html

America need to this as well

Oldan Poar · 03-27-2020, 08:23 PM

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DegaBama · 03-27-2020, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by IronMonkey415

BREAKING: Singapore just drop a dracaconian law
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/27/asia/...ntl/index.html

America need to this as well

Hahahah talk about rioting if they did that here.

rcmb3220 · 03-27-2020, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by IronMonkey415

BREAKING: Singapore just drop a dracaconian law
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/27/asia/...ntl/index.html

America need to this as well

Nah, we have things like the governor of Mississippi overriding local shutdown ordinances.

SleeperCards · 03-27-2020, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

I don’t even know Dave Chappelle’s politics or care. He’s just funny

Chappelle is #YangGang. Now you know. You're more than welcome to continue not caring though.

SleeperCards · 03-27-2020, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by brycelarson11

I live in Provo Utah. Does that mean I'm pretty safe then hahaha?

Sure, just make sure you quarantine and scrub down all those returning missionaries.

Siberian13 · 03-27-2020, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SleeperCards

Chappelle is #YangGang. Now you know. You're more than welcome to continue not caring though.

You are correct, I don’t care. I just think he’s funny and that’s why I like him.

kerg · 03-27-2020, 08:43 PM

I think we can all agree this is a good thing.

HBMC · 03-27-2020, 08:45 PM

Utterly irresponsible journalism here:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...-care-in-study

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The report published by the Journal of Zhejiang University in China showed that patients who got the medicine didn’t fight off the new coronavirus more often than those who did not get the medicine.

The study involved just 30 patients. Of the 15 patients given the malaria drug, 13 tested negative for the coronavirus after a week of treatment. Of the 15 patients who didn’t get hydroxychloroquine, 14 tested negative for the virus.

The study, which is in Mandarin as well as English, specifically states that they did not offer any other drug than hydroxychloroquine. Which has been an effective treatment when combined with azythromicin and mineral supplements, has knocked this crap out.

Not to be outdone, here's Forbes with the same problem:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tarahae.../#3a58fd464c86

I am so tired of journalism being a race to prove how gullible the industry is as a whole. Not only did both authors fail to adequately explain the reasons for optimism regarding hydroxychloroquine, but they undermined their own points by trying to counter a study with just an isolated study done in China with only one drug. The controls are off, the numbers of patients aren't the same and they aren't even using the same regimen to attack the virus.

Talk about comparing apples and oranges.

natbornkiller · 03-27-2020, 08:47 PM

comedy relief

jlzinck · 03-27-2020, 08:48 PM

My towns 1st corona death lived 250 feet from me.

IronMonkey415 · 03-27-2020, 08:52 PM

Over 500 members of the New York Police tested positive.

They can't catch a break over there.

Oldan Poar · 03-27-2020, 09:01 PM

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persona · 03-27-2020, 09:07 PM

My wife and I have so far donated $21k to help out during these times.
I gamble $25k monthly and I plan to donate every single penny of my gambling funds as long as there are no sports for me to place a bet on.
If you have any place you want to recommenced please feel free to shoot me a PM.

persona · 03-27-2020, 09:08 PM

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I'm far from wealthy but I have kids and I can at least contribute a little for kids who may suffer from this.

Anyone want to make a donation, I’ll gladly match or double your amount.

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bustsomewax Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: USA Posts: 6,942	https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...rticle/2763983 I mentioned this a couple days ago, our best treatment bet. Coupled with antibody testing for everyone, is our way out of this.

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coltsnsox07 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,423	Out of work strippers delivering food in Oregon. "Boober Eats' https://youtu.be/xQZdL_uV-GQ

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IronMonkey415 Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 44,118 ironmonkeyfromsf	Joan can deliver me some Boobers Eats MODERATORS!!! This is not a sexual harrasment post. Me and her go way back, she knows this is a joke.

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trixstar Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Seattle Posts: 24,197 stunner316	BREAKING: Abbott gets approval for point-of-care coronavirus test that can detect a positive case in FIVE MINUTES. Think of a strep throat test, but for coronavirus. In fact, it's the same platform. Company will take 50,000 of them available a day, starting next week. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/27/abbo...5-minutes.html

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IronMonkey415 Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 44,118 ironmonkeyfromsf	BREAKING: Singapore just drop a dracaconian law https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/27/asia/...ntl/index.html America need to this as well

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kerg Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: US Posts: 4,129	I think we can all agree this is a good thing.

03-27-2020, 08:52 PM	#6347
IronMonkey415 Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 44,118 ironmonkeyfromsf	Over 500 members of the New York Police tested positive. They can't catch a break over there.

03-27-2020, 09:07 PM	#6349
persona Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 1,871	My wife and I have so far donated $21k to help out during these times. I gamble $25k monthly and I plan to donate every single penny of my gambling funds as long as there are no sports for me to place a bet on. If you have any place you want to recommenced please feel free to shoot me a PM. __________________ *Please let me know in advance if you can not ship within Two Business days.