Abcde

ssbledsoe · 11-29-2018, 03:22 PM

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mom-...131855912.html

Cliffs Notes:
If you name your kid a stupid name, mean people will make fun of you and your kid.

spuds1961 · 11-29-2018, 03:30 PM

Easy mistake how would you even sound that name out normally.

TheVolta · 11-29-2018, 03:34 PM

While it was moronic of the flight attendant to post it online....
The mother had to have known this would happen all the time, that every single teacher the kid ever has is going to stare at that name during attendance and HAVE to single her out and ask how in the world her name is pronounced.

TarjetasBéisbol · 11-29-2018, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by spuds1961

Easy mistake how would you even sound that name out normally.

Ab-city

Siberian13 · 11-29-2018, 03:38 PM

I remember a comedian (Amy Schumer I think) saying there should be Google in the delivery room so when dumb parents say names like Abcde, Google would step in and say Did you mean Abby?

Ray27Ray52 · 11-29-2018, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

I remember a comedian (Amy Schumer I think) saying there should be Google in the delivery room so when dumb parents say names like Abcde, Google would step in and say Did you mean Abby?

Coincidentally the word pig is a synonym for the name Amy Schumer.

I'm going straight to hell. I know it.

hreed2 · 11-29-2018, 03:55 PM

You know it's an absolutely dumb name when the Mom has a legit complaint with the employee posting about it and especially if the employee does all the other jerk stuff that was mention in the article but NOBODY is talking about that or even mentioning it. They're just talking about the worlds dumbest name lol

Siberian13 · 11-29-2018, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ray27Ray52

Coincidentally the word pig is a synonym for the name Amy Schumer.

Be careful, Hairy and Hallco are watching and will be quite angry with you.

Siberian13 · 11-29-2018, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by hreed2

You know it's an absolutely dumb name when the Mom has a legit complaint with the employee posting about it and especially if the employee does all the other jerk stuff that was mention in the article but NOBODY is talking about that or even mentioning it. They're just talking about the worlds dumbest name lol

Where's the dad at? I assume his man parts are in a glass case above the mantle.

Ray27Ray52 · 11-29-2018, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

Where's the dad at? I assume his man parts are in a glass case above the mantle.

He was busy with the other kid, Fghij.

Siberian13 · 11-29-2018, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ray27Ray52

He was busy with the other kid, Fghij.

How would we say that name?

Ray27Ray52 · 11-29-2018, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

How would we say that name?

Dunno, but it probably sounds about right with food in your mouth.

Pearce77 · 11-29-2018, 04:08 PM

FGHI when they named her that.

jmscoggin · 11-29-2018, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheVolta

While it was moronic of the flight attendant to post it online....
The mother had to have known this would happen all the time, that every single teacher the kid ever has is going to stare at that name during attendance and HAVE to single her out and ask how in the world her name is pronounced.

If she was dumb enough to name her kid Abcde, no, she likely isn't smart enough to have considered the ramifications of doing so.

Siberian13 · 11-29-2018, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jmscoggin

If she was dumb enough to name her kid Abcde, no, she likely isn't smart enough to have considered the ramifications of doing so.

Yeah, no way this person has common sense.

swerve · 11-29-2018, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

How would we say that name?

Fungi?

spuds1961 · 11-29-2018, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TarjetasBéisbol

Ab-city

Yes and that was apparent in the article so when I say the alphabet I will just say ab city f g h I j.

ssbledsoe · 11-29-2018, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TarjetasBéisbol

Ab-city

They were flying out of Orange County. Maybe the family are big Clippers fans and instead of "lob city", they decided ab-city???

Or, maybe they think the girls gonna have the cities greatest abs???

Saraste · 11-29-2018, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

How would we say that name?

Fee-jay?

natbornkiller · 11-29-2018, 05:08 PM

her next kid will be called
zywvu or fghij

duwal · 11-29-2018, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by natbornkiller

her next kid will be called
zywvu or fghij

and later in life murder her

jdandns · 11-29-2018, 05:25 PM

If she didn't name her daughter that, how else could she remember her password?
I just hope her son 12345 isn't getting the business over his unusual moniker, too.

spuds1961 · 11-29-2018, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by duwal

and later in life murder her

And be found innocent due to said name.

mc1 · 11-29-2018, 05:32 PM

Am I racist for thinking the family in question was black?

Maybe Im going crazy but I remember reading about some unique names some years back and Abcde was definitely mentioned. I think Algae also made an appearance. I wish I would have saved that.

I thought it was pronounced ab-see-dee. Close enough.

ILOVEBEER · 11-29-2018, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mc1

Am I racist for thinking the family in question was black?

Maybe Im going crazy but I remember reading about some unique names some years back and Abcde was definitely mentioned. I think Algae also made an appearance. I wish I would have saved that.

I thought it was pronounced ab-see-dee. Close enough.

Thought the same, not racist. You're just basing it off of experience.

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spuds1961 Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Terry,Ms. Posts: 39,311	Easy mistake how would you even sound that name out normally.

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Siberian13 Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 77,565 shiller13	I remember a comedian (Amy Schumer I think) saying there should be Google in the delivery room so when dumb parents say names like Abcde, Google would step in and say Did you mean Abby?

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hreed2 Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,579	You know it's an absolutely dumb name when the Mom has a legit complaint with the employee posting about it and especially if the employee does all the other jerk stuff that was mention in the article but NOBODY is talking about that or even mentioning it. They're just talking about the worlds dumbest name lol

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Pearce77 Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 10,016	FGHI when they named her that.

11-29-2018, 05:32 PM	#24
mc1 Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 11,208	Am I racist for thinking the family in question was black? Maybe Im going crazy but I remember reading about some unique names some years back and Abcde was definitely mentioned. I think Algae also made an appearance. I wish I would have saved that. I thought it was pronounced ab-see-dee. Close enough.