2016 Politics Thread - Enter At Your Own Risk - All Politics & Dumb Opinions Here

[TheFrenzy]

Originally Posted by JohnRyno

I've dedicated my life to the avoidance of responsibility, but in this hypothetical, I know Scoggins has dibs on First Lady.

The sass would be off the chart.

I've always imagined Scoggy as Red Foreman in real life. I would never presume to speak for the legend, but I imagine his "pet platform" as First Lady would "dumbasses".

[Nicnac]

[jmscoggin]

Originally Posted by JohnRyno

I've dedicated my life to the avoidance of responsibility, but in this hypothetical, I know Scoggins has dibs on First Lady.

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

The sass would be off the chart.

I've always imagined Scoggy as Red Foreman in real life. I would never presume to speak for the legend, but I imagine his "pet platform" as First Lady would "dumbasses".

That comparison had never occurred to me before but now that you mention it, I can absolutely see why it was made. While I don't have his perma-a-holeness, I certainly do slip into prolonged Red stretches.

Also, I can think of no better opening project to start out with than "dumbasses". I welcome any and all suggestions on implementation and parameters.

[ssbledsoe]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

To the often repeated question: What would it take to change your vote?

Show me a candidate who will outlaw trailers that spoil the movie and I'll find a way to get my vote changed on Monday. Swearsies.

There isn't a thing that either main party candidate could say to earn my vote at this point. Hell, I'm not sure they could have done anything since the primaries. The candidates are who they are. Neither of them are going to change their stances on the issues that matter to me.

[ssbledsoe]

Originally Posted by jmscoggin

That comparison had never occurred to me before but now that you mention it, I can absolutely see why it was made. While I don't have his perma-a-holeness, I certainly do slip into prolonged Red stretches.

Also, I can think of no better opening project to start out with than "dumbasses". I welcome any and all suggestions on implementation and parameters.

You leave my people alone!!!

[mikestrick]

Since I'm seeing it all over twitter by Trump supporters. NO, THERE WASN'T AN ATTEMPT TO ASSASSINATE DONALD TRUMP IN LAS VEGAS A LITTLE WHILE AGO!

[jarrodsalas]

Originally Posted by mikestrick

Since I'm seeing it all over twitter by Trump supporters. NO, THERE WASN'T AN ATTEMPT TO ASSASSINATE DONALD TRUMP IN LAS VEGAS A LITTLE WHILE AGO!

There was an incident and he was rushed off stage. Suspect in custody. CNN is also confirming it.

[xbignick]

Originally Posted by mikestrick

Since I'm seeing it all over twitter by Trump supporters. NO, THERE WASN'T AN ATTEMPT TO ASSASSINATE DONALD TRUMP IN LAS VEGAS A LITTLE WHILE AGO!

Might as well post the video.

[mikestrick]

Originally Posted by jarrodsalas

There was an incident and he was rushed off stage. Suspect in custody. CNN is also confirming it.

"A law enforcement official told CNN no weapon was discovered."

The man started causing a disturbance. The people around him starting screaming gun. The Secret Service rushed the man and detained him and removed him from the venue. Trump was rushed off the stage by 2 Secret Service agents but returned shortly thereafter. If the man had a gun and had tried to assassinate Trump don't you think they would have cleared the entire building where the rally is being held and canceled the event?

[jarrodsalas]

Originally Posted by mikestrick

"A law enforcement official told CNN no weapon was discovered."

The man started causing a disturbance. The people around him starting screaming gun. The Secret Service rushed the man and detained him and stuck him in a bathroom behind the stage. Trump was rushed off the stage by 2 Secret Service agents but returned shortly thereafter. If the man had a gun and had tried to assassinate Trump don't you think they would have cleared the entire building where the rally is being held and canceled the event?

I'm at a pacquio fight party. Couldn't hear the details.

[mikestrick]

If I was a regular reader of InfoWars, I may suggest that the disturbance was a false flag to try to get Trump supporters to get out and vote.

[BoxBreaker72]

Someone shared this on my FB... I know it's Info Wars but if this is True shame on anyone voting for Hillary. Someone has to do something to stop them. She has surrounded herself with evil satanic monsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMHIAOJXNDM

[GoTribe!!!]

Originally Posted by Nicnac

What the f*ck did Leia do to deserve to be compared to that lying, treasonous, immoral, corrupt piece of ****?

[hairysasquatch]

Originally Posted by mikestrick

"A law enforcement official told CNN no weapon was discovered."

The man started causing a disturbance. The people around him starting screaming gun. The Secret Service rushed the man and detained him and removed him from the venue. Trump was rushed off the stage by 2 Secret Service agents but returned shortly thereafter. If the man had a gun and had tried to assassinate Trump don't you think they would have cleared the entire building where the rally is being held and canceled the event?

Hmm...anyone seen fancam today?

KIDDING, NOTHING MORE THAN KIDDING!

[hairysasquatch]

Originally Posted by GoTribe!!!

What the f*ck did Leia do to deserve to be compared to that lying, treasonous, immoral, corrupt piece of ****?

True dat - horrible analogy!

[TheFrenzy]

[TheFrenzy]

[JohnRyno]

Originally Posted by BoxBreaker72

Someone shared this on my FB... I know it's Info Wars but if this is True shame on anyone voting for Hillary. Someone has to do something to stop them. She has surrounded herself with evil satanic monsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMHIAOJXNDM

"If this is true..."

You think the subtext of a woman mentioning her children's attendance of an upcoming pool party to be pedophilia?

[ntgm37]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Best one yet!

[mikestrick]

Originally Posted by JohnRyno

"If this is true..."

You think the subtext of a woman mentioning her children's attendance of an upcoming pool party to be pedophilia?

When you run out of over poo to spew, you go to Satanism and Pedophilia. I'm expecting a Beastiality video before the weekend is over.

[37Jetson]

Where are the November Surprises?

[TheFrenzy]

Originally Posted by 37Jetson

Where are the November Surprises?

My guess is:

- Hillary has been in the spotlight for decades so it's unlikely an opponent can make up anything that hasn't already been tried.

- Trump doesn't have a political background and "sleazy business deal" probably doesn't pack the punch to make it worth dropping on voters.

- Overall, we've pretty much reached the bottom of the barrel and we've simply run out of slime.

[xbignick]

Originally Posted by mikestrick

When you run out of over poo to spew, you go to Satanism and Pedophilia. I'm expecting a Beastiality video before the weekend is over.

That part's actually been confirmed or at least that the event happened.

Not watching the video linked but will say how often they talk about food and the phrasing of it is the weirdest thing I've seen, worse than ironmonkey lol.

[tke1600]

Originally Posted by mikestrick

"A law enforcement official told CNN no weapon was discovered."

The man started causing a disturbance. The people around him starting screaming gun. The Secret Service rushed the man and detained him and removed him from the venue. Trump was rushed off the stage by 2 Secret Service agents but returned shortly thereafter. If the man had a gun and had tried to assassinate Trump don't you think they would have cleared the entire building where the rally is being held and canceled the event?

Police didn't think it was that big of deal. Oh wait. CNN reporting is more accurate.

[cruiserdaddy7]

Originally Posted by oldgoldy97

Polls show that 75% of Trump supporters let their dogs pee in other people's yards. Only 34% of Hillary supporters do.

Now where do you stand??!

I'm with her....