It's Time

[JohnnyHatesJazz]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

This is amazing.

Granted, I am severely sleep-deprived at the moment, but I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or the real deal.

Is that a veiled Strangelove reference with the secret sauce and apocalyptic procreation? What did the doc call it? “Bodily essence”?

Yes, some of the concepts in our curriculum were designed in part to carry on the alpha mindset and gentlemanly swag depicted in old Hollywood cinema. You know, when they made movies for men. Hence, our 1,000 seat theater. Smoking allowed btw.

It's the perfect mixture of suave, brute and self reliance. The likes of Kirk Douglas, Clint Eastwood, Humphrey Bogart, Michael Biehn, Carey Grant and Charles Bronson, MacGyver among others live on in our graduated classes.

[jdandns]

Smoking allowed? Pfffft.
In our program, it is required.

[SleeperCards]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHatesJazz

Hunting, fishing, carpentry, world class weight room, sparring sessions (Think Spartacus)...we got an auto body shop to provide mechanical skills. Movie theater for manly movies. Class rooms for chivalry instruction. We sprinkle in "secret sauce" skills to create the pinnacle of manhood that can survive an apocalyptic scenario and continue procreation.

No one on BO is surviving an apocalyptic scenario, secret sauce or not.

[SleeperCards]

If he's voted out and actually leaves he'll at least have my respect. There's not a lot of things I hate more than people who don't keep their word. Ok, there ARE a lot of things I hate more, but it's up there.

[majestik101]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHatesJazz

Did I mention it’s a 1 year course?

Hey Maj, do you think at the very least you can break for a few days, come back with a new handle and be a halfway normal human being? You can fake it till you make it.

Trying to compromise here.

I have zero interest in joining your man club especially when you mention sparring which sounds a hell of a lot like sword fighting and secret sauce which isn't my thing.

Azz Jublees might be interested since it sounds like all he did on his honeymoon was drink.

[TheHeel]

Originally Posted by Siberian13

Weird

[SleeperCards]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

I've been pretty lazy with it.

Forgot to say this image made me lol.

[JohnnyHatesJazz]

Originally Posted by SleeperCards

No one on BO is surviving an apocalyptic scenario, secret sauce or not.

Shhh don’t tell my students that! 😂

[JohnnyHatesJazz]

Originally Posted by majestik101

I have zero interest in joining your man club especially when you mention sparring which sounds a hell of a lot like sword fighting and secret sauce which isn't my thing.

Azz Jublees might be interested since it sounds like all he did on his honeymoon was drink.

We tailor our program you know. It costs a lot more. It’s mostly for the rich cucks.

But for you it’s free. 😊

[majestik101]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHatesJazz

We tailor our program you know. It costs a lot more. It’s mostly for the rich cucks.

But for you it’s free. 😊

As tempting as that offer is, your avatar is of an over-sexed French skunk, so I will have to respectfully decline the invite.

C'est La Vie!

[majestik101]

This poll will close on 08-16-2024 at 11:12 PM

[TheFrenzy]

Hot take:

Every member should go up for an excommunication vote when they reach 1k, 10k, and 50k posts.

[Boo]

Originally Posted by majestik101

This poll will close on 08-16-2024 at 11:12 PM

Not voting until the poll is ready to close, so that I have majestik's life in my hands...

[oldgoldy97]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Hot take:

Every member should go up for an excommunication vote when they reach 1k, 10k, and 50k posts.

47K….

[majestik101]

Originally Posted by Boo

Not voting until the poll is ready to close, so that I have majestik's life in my hands.

And I can just as easily contact a mod and ask for them to close the poll/thread earlier than the posted end date so that the votes are in my favor NN

[BostonNut]

Last edited by majestik101; Today at 12:17 PM. Reason: Fat fingera

[majestik101]

Originally Posted by BostonNut

Last edited by majestik101; Today at 12:17 PM. Reason: Fat fingera

Hey don't make fun of my fat fingera edit type. I think it's clever. I've used it before a few times

[Boo]

Originally Posted by majestik101

And I can just as easily contact a mod and ask for them to close the poll/thread earlier than the posted end date so that the votes are in my favor NN

So you would quit the poll?

[majestik101]

Originally Posted by Boo

So you would quit the poll?

Don't put words in my mouth I didn't say that.

Read it again

[jdandns]

Originally Posted by majestik101

And I can just as easily contact a mod and ask for them to close the poll/thread earlier than the posted end date so that the votes are in my favor NN

Do NOT bother the mods again with this stuff.
They have OTHER things to do.

[TheFrenzy]

[TheFrenzy]

[Chrominator]

Originally Posted by majestik101

Baseball is full of crotchety old farts... And the less said about the dismal baseball/football breaks and the ridiculous state of unopened wax, the better.

Vote me to stay? I'll be here talking smack.

I ripped this just to post in the break section for you.

You're welcome.



https://www.blowoutforums.com/showth...8#post19568478

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

I've been pretty lazy with it.

I'll say...

Noticing quite a few important names not listed on here also.

[JohnnyHatesJazz]

All joking aside Maj:

[TheFrenzy]

While I voted for you to stick around, I will say that if you do decide to go that I hope you end on 40,404 posts.

It would be a legendary retirement reference.