Today I Learned: Blowout Edition - Page 6

BGT Masters · 02-21-2018, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TOMBB25

Edit: Oh you mean what happened after we found out there was a bat?

Well, I finished playing the game I was in the middle of on my phone even though the wife was freaking out and yelling at me. Then I opened the doors and tried to get the bat out, but it ended up flying way up to the top of the fireplace and creeping into this little nook, so I just have a bat in my wall at this point.

I don't know, I guess we'll call the property management company. I'd hate to exterminate the bats, hopefully they can seal up the area where they are or re-locate them. I am not too worried about it, they are pretty harmless, but the wifey definitely doesn't want bats in the house.

For some reason I thought it was illegal to exterminate bats? I might be wrong though.

Boo · 02-21-2018, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TOMBB25

Edit: Oh you mean what happened after we found out there was a bat?

Well, I finished playing the game I was in the middle of on my phone even though the wife was freaking out and yelling at me. Then I opened the doors and tried to get the bat out, but it ended up flying way up to the top of the fireplace and creeping into this little nook, so I just have a bat in my wall at this point.

I don't know, I guess we'll call the property management company. I'd hate to exterminate the bats, hopefully they can seal up the area where they are or re-locate them. I am not too worried about it, they are pretty harmless, but the wifey definitely doesn't want bats in the house.

I lived next to a sorority house in college, one afternoon a knock at the door. Hot chick freaking out about a bat. My roommate and I went over and tried to catch the damn thing with clothes baskets and brooms...didn't work. We finally wacked it (the bat) with the broom and got it outside. It was gone a few hours later so it either flew away or a cat had a snack.

IronMonkey415 · 02-21-2018, 01:02 PM

Sometime I would hear a group of bats flying outside late at night.

They make chirping sound, that is them right? I'm usually still in bed and don't want to look out the window. I just assume it's bats

BostonNut · 02-21-2018, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Boo

I lived next to a sorority house in college, one afternoon a knock at the door. Hot chick freaking out about a bat. My roommate and I went over and tried to catch the damn thing with clothes baskets and brooms...didn't work. We finally wacked it (the bat) with the broom and got it outside. It was gone a few hours later so it either flew away or a cat had a snack.

You went over to a sorority house to.....catch a bat.

Boo · 02-21-2018, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BostonNut

You went over to a sorority house to.....catch a bat.

Caught a few cats over there as well...

Boo · 02-21-2018, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by IronMonkey415

Sometime I would hear a group of bat flying outside late at night.

They make chirping sound, that is them right? I'm usually still in bed and don't want to look out the window. I just assume it's bats

I don't know why but I laughed way to hard at this...IM has a way with words

rcgdodge · 02-21-2018, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BostonNut

You went over to a sorority house to.....catch a bat.

She was hoping his ugly face would scare it away.

BGT Masters · 02-21-2018, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Boo

I lived next to a sorority house in college, one afternoon a knock at the door. Hot chick freaking out about a bat. My roommate and I went over and tried to catch the damn thing with clothes baskets and brooms...didn't work. We finally wacked it (the bat) with the broom and got it outside. It was gone a few hours later so it either flew away or a cat had a snack.

Its much easier if you just use an old blanket or beach towel. Stand in a door way or next to a wall and as the circle back around toss it in front of them and just wrap them up in it and let them go.

hairysasquatch · 02-21-2018, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Boo

I lived next to a sorority house in college....My roommate and I... wacked it...with the broom.

Subliminal message decoded!

hairysasquatch · 02-21-2018, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TOMBB25

Edit: Oh you mean what happened after we found out there was a bat?

Well, I finished playing the game I was in the middle of on my phone even though the wife was freaking out and yelling at me. Then I opened the doors and tried to get the bat out, but it ended up flying way up to the top of the fireplace and creeping into this little nook, so I just have a bat in my wall at this point.

I don't know, I guess we'll call the property management company. I'd hate to exterminate the bats, hopefully they can seal up the area where they are or re-locate them. I am not too worried about it, they are pretty harmless, but the wifey definitely doesn't want bats in the house.

I'm guessing he has a few buddies in that nook.

Pearce77 · 02-21-2018, 02:12 PM

Saturday I went to a record store in a shady part of town. This old guy who owns it gave me a high five and said "I don't see many Giants fans around here." I was wearing my SF cap. I was thinking "no sheet we live in Iowa" but didn't say it.

Pearce77 · 02-21-2018, 02:15 PM

Another thing I learned: If you are with a girl long enough she will get you on some type of skin care regiment. My girlfriend buys me different facial soaps and alpha acids. Some of them burn so I just run the water to trick her I'm using that crap.

Boo · 02-21-2018, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pearce77

Another thing I learned: If you are with a girl long enough she will get you on some type of skin care regiment. My girlfriend buys me different facial soaps and alpha acids. Some of them burn so I just run the water to trick her I'm using that crap.

Let me think...no

Pearce77 · 02-21-2018, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Boo

Let me think...no

Your wife knows she can't polish a turd.

rcgdodge · 02-21-2018, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pearce77

Your wife knows she can't polish a turd.

BostonNut · 02-21-2018, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pearce77

Your wife knows she can't polish a turd.

tacoma34 · 02-21-2018, 03:53 PM

How to do Invisalign

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Pearce77 · 02-21-2018, 05:51 PM

In 1979, the Phillies made Pete Rose the highest-paid athlete in team sports when they signed him to a four-year, $3.2 million contract as a free agent.

Boo · 02-22-2018, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pearce77

Another thing I learned: If you are with a girl long enough she will get you on some type of skin care regiment. My girlfriend buys me different facial soaps and alpha acids. Some of them burn so I just run the water to trick her I'm using that crap.

Found a picture of you...

jlzinck · 02-22-2018, 01:06 PM

I learned that all of Boo's avatar pictures are his stable of BBW prostitutes.

BostonNut · 02-22-2018, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jlzinck

I learned that all of Boo's avatar pictures are his stable of BBW prostitutes.

You've been inside the Boo Compound?

Did you get all your shots when you got back?

LCM1223 · 02-23-2018, 09:50 PM

TIL Anthony Rizzo went to the high school that was shot up in Florida last week

IronMonkey415 · 02-24-2018, 11:00 PM

I learned that by not saying goodbye at the end of an Ouiji board session my friend and I could be doomed. It was one of the most important rule and we forgot.

We were playing with it last night.

ThoseBackPages · 02-24-2018, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by IronMonkey415

We were playing with it last night.

mjones6 · 02-25-2018, 03:24 PM

How blind people wipe their butts.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index....-wiped-enough/

I used this (site) with my students last year. They found some awesome stuff.

02-21-2018, 01:02 PM	#128
IronMonkey415 Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 44,118 ironmonkeyfromsf	Sometime I would hear a group of bats flying outside late at night. They make chirping sound, that is them right? I'm usually still in bed and don't want to look out the window. I just assume it's bats Last edited by IronMonkey415; 02-21-2018 at 01:27 PM.

02-21-2018, 03:53 PM	#142
tacoma34 Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Washington State Posts: 5,630	How to do Invisalign Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ ISO: Earl Thomas 2014 Topps Chrome Black Printing Plate (last card needed for complete rainbow)

02-22-2018, 01:06 PM	#145
jlzinck Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Cape Cod, MA Posts: 35,777 jlzinck jl_zinck	I learned that all of Boo's avatar pictures are his stable of BBW prostitutes. __________________ https://www.youtube.com/user/jonzinck

02-23-2018, 09:50 PM	#147
LCM1223 Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 26,501 lucards1295	TIL Anthony Rizzo went to the high school that was shot up in Florida last week __________________ Total Topps BUNT Profits: $1588.05 KICK: $3243.82 HUDDLE: $300.22 STAR WARS CARD TRADER: $2887.08 STAR WARS FORCE COLLECTION: $1318.14 TWD: $94.09 SKATE: $697.03

02-21-2018, 02:12 PM	#136
Pearce77 Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 10,016	Saturday I went to a record store in a shady part of town. This old guy who owns it gave me a high five and said "I don't see many Giants fans around here." I was wearing my SF cap. I was thinking "no sheet we live in Iowa" but didn't say it.

02-21-2018, 02:15 PM	#137
Pearce77 Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 10,016	Another thing I learned: If you are with a girl long enough she will get you on some type of skin care regiment. My girlfriend buys me different facial soaps and alpha acids. Some of them burn so I just run the water to trick her I'm using that crap.

02-21-2018, 05:51 PM	#143
Pearce77 Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 10,016	In 1979, the Phillies made Pete Rose the highest-paid athlete in team sports when they signed him to a four-year, $3.2 million contract as a free agent.

02-24-2018, 11:00 PM	#148
IronMonkey415 Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 44,118 ironmonkeyfromsf	I learned that by not saying goodbye at the end of an Ouiji board session my friend and I could be doomed. It was one of the most important rule and we forgot. We were playing with it last night.

02-25-2018, 03:24 PM	#150
mjones6 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 517 mattdjones	How blind people wipe their butts. http://www.todayifoundout.com/index....-wiped-enough/ I used this (site) with my students last year. They found some awesome stuff.