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Nomad · 03-20-2025, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjabum87

Z is a peacock, you gotta let him fly.

Imagine Z if he got the unethical whistle Ant gets. 29 points on 5 fgm from Ant is satanic work.

But Ant is beyond good or evil. Not quite yin/yang, but getting there.

Or is he just less annoying now that he has stopped doing a Draymond every time he sees a ref.

ninjacookies · 03-20-2025, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjabum87

Z is a peacock, you gotta let him fly.

Imagine Z if he got the unethical whistle Ant gets. 29 points on 5 fgm from Ant is satanic work.

Vandross needs to revisit Moriah Mondays and plant an unwanted seed to summon Kevorkian foul merchanting spirits.

2026 we up.

ninjabum87 · 03-20-2025, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Vandross needs to revisit Moriah Mondays and plant an unwanted seed to summon Kevorkian foul merchanting spirits.

2026 we up.

The child would be polluted by too much filler and microplastics. Stains the soul. Even the spirits that would debase themselves enough to consort with NBA referees would shy away from such a corrupted soul. There may be another way, if there was another....A pure soul, a person of such unlimited potential that he inspires the purest unadulterated belief in all who witness him. A messianic figure. Nomad, I hate to ask this of you, but we may need Kneesmif for a summoning this weekend.

ninjacookies · 03-20-2025, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjabum87

A messianic figure. Nomad, I hate to ask this of you, but we may need Kneesmif for a summoning this weekend.

What's exactly being implied here?

Cuz there ain't no legislation that can deter my support for what I'm thinkin' you're thinkin.

Nomad · 03-20-2025, 11:29 PM

Im gonna just say this once. I dislike everything this photo implies.

Just because we play on a team doesn't make us a team.

God bless em.

ninjacookies · 03-21-2025, 01:07 AM

Bakit?

Kasi hindi ito bakla....

Lamang basketbol.

Oho.

ninjabum87 · 03-21-2025, 02:35 AM

Lmao, I was gonna say we'd sacrifice Nesmith to demonic forces but we can see if they'll settle for the ol devil's fingertrap. For science.

Nomad · 03-21-2025, 10:33 AM

I think I am missing all kinds of context on this so I'll shut up.

I will say the Pacers have been winning consistently for a couple years, and New Orleans has not. But then I guess that's why this thread has turned into mush.

ninjacookies · 03-21-2025, 08:23 PM

Devolution is not possible when the founding principles of the Big Titty Committee have always hinged on moral indifference and erudite chitposting for Chipotle karma. Est. 2018.

We are the No Ma'am legion in a BO society dominated by Lacoste polos and dated alt-right clecter axioms.

The Kneesmiff citadel of one has certainly cultivated an impressive resume all things considered, and will undoubtedly go down in the annals (pause) of whatever twisted larping history we're all chasing.

Respectfully.

ninjabum87 · 03-21-2025, 08:45 PM

The Z thread is the Impossible Fortress of blowout. It takes a truly unknowable mind to plumb its depths and arrive at its center. Is it madness or is it genius? Perhaps not even we know. Or do we?

ninjacookies · 03-21-2025, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjabum87

Or do we?

This soy gets it.

Nomad · 03-21-2025, 09:38 PM

Zion in his ranking castle while Kneesmiff actively storming the upper echelon gates.

(Fantasy larpers report he is now a top five 3&D selection and unofficially cracked the top 50 overall. Though he still can't get into the ESPN top 150 and Z has a comfortable enough spot at 17).

Imagine if Zion had someone trained in the Pacers organization to run his business. Even a Jarace Lightwalker or Furphy McBucket. But the suitors in n'awleans, LA, and Oakland can keep waiting. If Nesmith says run it back, they run it back.

Nomad · 03-23-2025, 03:13 PM

Turned on the Pels - Detroit game hoping to see the improved Zion everyone has been talking about. What gives?

ninjabum87 · 03-23-2025, 05:16 PM

They probably woulda won with him in there. You tryna derail the process? Pels can't be winning too much.

TimBuckTwo · 03-23-2025, 05:50 PM

I am not sure what this thread is about anymore with all the Ninja squared takes but it sure is not about big Z's card value going "to the moon !!!" .

ninjabum87 · 03-23-2025, 09:09 PM

We are in our offseason right now. The real thread will resume as soon as Z starts getting pics sent out of him totally shredded before the season starts and we start huffing hopium.

drobfan8 · 03-23-2025, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjabum87

We are in our offseason right now. The real thread will resume as soon as Z starts getting pics sent out of him totally shredded before the season starts and we start huffing hopium.

The sad things is, I still believe. Haha.

If this team can be healthy next season they'll be really good. Like top 4 good

ninjacookies · 03-23-2025, 10:12 PM

Stock X broccoli heads were never part of the inner circle.

They was just Rachel Dolezal'ing they way into the Bompton Cullinary Institute of Fine Tarts.

Say it again, Sosa:

Take thy Off White satchels to the next booth.

ninjabum87 · 03-23-2025, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by drobfan8

The sad things is, I still believe. Haha.

If this team can be healthy next season they'll be really good. Like top 4 good

Me too, patrón. Me too.

redlegs · 03-31-2025, 10:03 PM

and....out for the season

ninjacookies · 03-31-2025, 10:10 PM

Pels started benching their entire starting lineup 2 weeks ago.

The Flagg chase is on and poppin. In the Silver-rigged lotto we trust.

Nomad · 03-31-2025, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Frontstraw907

Thank you for making the new thread! I’m so hyped for the upcoming season. New coach for Zion, no minutes restriction, new lineup. So much to be excited about.

If the lottery balls allow, we will be back to where we were in 2020. So much whiplash.

yiguiri2002 · 03-31-2025, 10:43 PM

So dumb if they are just sitting him out and not an actual reason.

They are going to have the 4th best record. Even with Zion back, they were not going to catch up to the teams that are 2 games above them. Why not let him play for a few more games?

ninjacookies · 03-31-2025, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by yiguiri2002

So dumb if they are just sitting him out and not an actual reason.

They are going to have the 4th best record. Even with Zion back, they were not going to catch up to the teams that are 2 games above them. Why not let him play for a few more games?

Because we all know how his seasons have ended. Best to save his body from the Kaiser Permanente gods and fresh for next season's opener.

yiguiri2002 · 03-31-2025, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjacookies

Because we all know how his seasons have ended. Best to save his body from the Kaiser Permanente gods and fresh for next season's opener.

Do 4-5 games in two weeks really gonna make a difference?

03-20-2025, 11:29 PM	#11055
Nomad Banned Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Fomenting FOMO on the down low. Posts: 8,094	Im gonna just say this once. I dislike everything this photo implies. Just because we play on a team doesn't make us a team. God bless em. Last edited by Nomad; 03-21-2025 at 01:04 AM.

03-21-2025, 01:07 AM	#11056
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,684	Bakit? Kasi hindi ito bakla.... Lamang basketbol. Oho. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

03-21-2025, 08:23 PM	#11059
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,684	Devolution is not possible when the founding principles of the Big Titty Committee have always hinged on moral indifference and erudite chitposting for Chipotle karma. Est. 2018. We are the No Ma'am legion in a BO society dominated by Lacoste polos and dated alt-right clecter axioms. The Kneesmiff citadel of one has certainly cultivated an impressive resume all things considered, and will undoubtedly go down in the annals (pause) of whatever twisted larping history we're all chasing. Respectfully. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

03-21-2025, 09:38 PM	#11062
Nomad Banned Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Fomenting FOMO on the down low. Posts: 8,094	Zion in his ranking castle while Kneesmiff actively storming the upper echelon gates. (Fantasy larpers report he is now a top five 3&D selection and unofficially cracked the top 50 overall. Though he still can't get into the ESPN top 150 and Z has a comfortable enough spot at 17). Imagine if Zion had someone trained in the Pacers organization to run his business. Even a Jarace Lightwalker or Furphy McBucket. But the suitors in n'awleans, LA, and Oakland can keep waiting. If Nesmith says run it back, they run it back. Last edited by Nomad; 03-22-2025 at 02:14 AM.

03-23-2025, 10:12 PM	#11068
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,684	Stock X broccoli heads were never part of the inner circle. They was just Rachel Dolezal'ing they way into the Bompton Cullinary Institute of Fine Tarts. Say it again, Sosa: Take thy Off White satchels to the next booth. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

03-21-2025, 02:35 AM	#11057
ninjabum87 Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,217	Lmao, I was gonna say we'd sacrifice Nesmith to demonic forces but we can see if they'll settle for the ol devil's fingertrap. For science.

03-21-2025, 10:33 AM	#11058
Nomad Banned Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Fomenting FOMO on the down low. Posts: 8,094	I think I am missing all kinds of context on this so I'll shut up. I will say the Pacers have been winning consistently for a couple years, and New Orleans has not. But then I guess that's why this thread has turned into mush.

03-21-2025, 08:45 PM	#11060
ninjabum87 Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,217	The Z thread is the Impossible Fortress of blowout. It takes a truly unknowable mind to plumb its depths and arrive at its center. Is it madness or is it genius? Perhaps not even we know. Or do we?

03-23-2025, 03:13 PM	#11063
Nomad Banned Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Fomenting FOMO on the down low. Posts: 8,094	Turned on the Pels - Detroit game hoping to see the improved Zion everyone has been talking about. What gives?

03-23-2025, 05:16 PM	#11064
ninjabum87 Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,217	They probably woulda won with him in there. You tryna derail the process? Pels can't be winning too much.

03-23-2025, 05:50 PM	#11065
TimBuckTwo Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 10,068	I am not sure what this thread is about anymore with all the Ninja squared takes but it sure is not about big Z's card value going "to the moon !!!" .

03-23-2025, 09:09 PM	#11066
ninjabum87 Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 2,217	We are in our offseason right now. The real thread will resume as soon as Z starts getting pics sent out of him totally shredded before the season starts and we start huffing hopium.

03-31-2025, 10:03 PM	#11070
redlegs Member Join Date: Dec 2021 Posts: 180	and....out for the season

03-31-2025, 10:10 PM	#11071
ninjacookies Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: All the girls see the (boi)/ Look at his flips / Look at his kards / All they say is (oh boi). Posts: 56,684	Pels started benching their entire starting lineup 2 weeks ago. The Flagg chase is on and poppin. In the Silver-rigged lotto we trust. __________________ #5 world ranked Ledell Eackles superclection as recognized by Tuff Stuff junior managing editor, Barry McCaulkinner. Somethin' like a cross between Teddy Aguhob and Kaboom Mystery Packs. I got that Givenchy denim flow.

03-31-2025, 10:43 PM	#11073
yiguiri2002 Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Torrance, CA Posts: 12,400 afigueroaquevedo2002 yiguiri2002	So dumb if they are just sitting him out and not an actual reason. They are going to have the 4th best record. Even with Zion back, they were not going to catch up to the teams that are 2 games above them. Why not let him play for a few more games? __________________ Basketball Sets: Threads Century Greats Jerseys - Innovation Stat Line Jerseys Soccer Sets: 2018 World Cup Prizm Peru Parallels - 2015 Select Soccer Peru Parallels Players: Red Bulls Parallels, 17-18 Thibs Prizms, Soccer Legends Autos