Ohtanis translator fired for stealing

[erock28]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

At least Grid has enough of a sense of humor to mix in some gifs with the brass knuckles.

Is BuckeyeMcBeal a gif kinda guy?

No. While Grid can be over the top at times and values his own opinion a liiiiiittle too much, he takes razzing fairly well and does have a good sense of humor. El abogado de Ohio, effay cinco? Not so much. Grid is Bill Burr, Bert Kreischer and Mitch Hedberg rolled into one compared to him.

[Boo]

Reading a statement and no questions? Might as well have the lawyers read what they wrote.

[fulltritty]

Originally Posted by Boo

Reading a statement and no questions? Might as well have the lawyers read what they wrote.

Did you actually think he was going to take questions and possibly be trapped into saying something?

[TheFrenzy]

[JRX]

He's going to admit he's really Satoshi, the creator of bitcoin

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[jplarson]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Congratulations!

Has a thread ever been headlined then poofed?

[MiamiMarlinsFan]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Someone fill me in.

What's the deal with OhioLawyer?

1. He's usually right, but he's not very nice.
2. He's usually wrong and he's not very nice.
3. He's usually right and that makes the dumb kids feel bad.
4. It's less about being right or wrong and more so that everything is always an argument.
5. I don't know. I usually vibe with him.

In my opinion, the Blowout Crime Investigators who take the few facts we know, some logical assumptions, and throw in a heavy dollop of wild speculation and baseless accusations then pass it off as fact are much worse.

…but that’s just me.

[TheFrenzy]

Originally Posted by jplarson

Has a thread ever been headlined then poofed?

Considering Buffi has already gone on record (in the Arch Manning thread) as saying he "doesn't have time to read your threads"—I wouldn't be surprised if it did.

[SleepyWill]

Again . . .

He can be the League & Hobby darling, and also a degenerate gambler with an awful addiction. Both can true. . .

Let's just accept that and move on with our lives.

[TheFrenzy]

Originally Posted by MiamiMarlinsFan

In my opinion, the Blowout Crime Investigators who take the few facts we know, some logical assumptions, and throw in a heavy dollop of wild speculation and baseless accusations then pass it off as fact are much worse.

…but that’s just me.

I know MMF is a cool cat. So this carries weight with me.

[OhioLawyerF5]

Originally Posted by onenineeightsix

Wonder how many innocents you've locked up. Since you're discrediting both statements, the next logical assumption would be that it was Ohtani gambling all along and everything to do with the interpreter was an elaborate cover! A "well-intended" rouse so to speak. There's no reason Ohtani would cover for the interpreter one day then allow the "truth" to come from his PR team the very next day. As I'm sure you're also aware, the simplest explanation is often the correct one.

- Ohtani covers debts
- He and Ippei both claim that to be fact
- Ohtanis team realizes this is illegal, and having no other leg to stand on, fabricate a lie that the money was stolen from Ohtani, and that he never had knowledge to any gambling whatsoever


Even SIMPLER explanation

-Ohtani is gambling addict
-Ippei tries to cover for him by saying Ohtani covered HIS bad debts
-Repeat step 3 from above

The way you're trying to paint it is that nothing happened at all, because nothing is proven beyond reasonable doubt at this point so everyone just move along, nothing to see here.


I'll ask again sir, HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE INVESTED IN OHTANI?! MAY I REMIND YOU YOU'RE UNDER OATH!

Strange initial question give how clear I've been about waiting for proof rather than making assumptions.

And the rest of this is fraught with so many logical fallacies, I don't know where to begin.

I've done nothing in this thread but call out people presenting speculation as fact. If that bothers you, maybe you are the problem. I don't really care if you like me. Those who take the time to get to know me do. Those who choose to judge me based on some arguments on a message board with people who obviously have no interest in the truth, but would rather be "right" with their theories, more power to you.

[MiamiMarlinsFan]

Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

I know MMF is a cool cat. So this carries weight with me.

You’re making me blush over here, Frenzy.

[Rage]

Maybe he was placing more bets while on the plane to Toronto, degenerate!

[Boo]

In the BO justice system, athletes are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the believers, who believe anything their hero says; and the doubters, who speculate on partial facts and information. These are their stories.

Dun Dun

[Fenway55]

Originally Posted by Boo

Reading a statement and no questions? Might as well have the lawyers read what they wrote.

Not taking questions is the smart thing to do at this point.

[KhalDrogo]

Originally Posted by Boo

In the BO justice system, athletes are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the believers, who believe anything their hero says; and the doubters, who speculate on partial facts and information. These are their stories.

Dun Dun

I LOL’d.

This thread is a collection of Blowout’s worst of the worst.

[JustinVerlander07]

Originally Posted by Fenway55

Not taking questions is the smart thing to do at this point.

Especially when you have things to hide and aren't completely innocent!!

[JWBlue]

I am not going to even bother watching the press conference.

He will just repeat what the latest we have already been told. We will learn nothing.

[Fenway55]

Originally Posted by Boo

In the BO justice system, athletes are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the believers, who believe anything their hero says; and the doubters, who speculate on partial facts and information. These are their stories.

Dun Dun

[TheFrenzy]

JV7 isn't afraid to throw behind the batter!

Ok, I'm starting to feel things out now.

[fulltritty]

Originally Posted by Boo

In the BO justice system, athletes are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the believers, who believe anything their hero says; and the doubters, who speculate on partial facts and information. These are their stories.

Dun Dun

Does that mean OhioLawyerF5 is Jack McCoy?

[SaveMeTheGum]

People keep talking about law like it matters re: hobby value.

[jplarson]

Originally Posted by Boo

In the BO justice system, athletes are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the believers, who believe anything their hero says; and the doubters, who speculate on partial facts and information. These are their stories.

Dun Dun

[jplarson]

Originally Posted by SleepyWill

Again . . .

He can be the League & Hobby darling, and also a degenerate gambler with an awful addiction. Both can true. . .

Let's just accept that and move on with our lives.

But if he's not a case breaking random team spot degen? Won't people who accept that feel bad!

[jhssketchcards]

Originally Posted by Fenway55

Not taking questions is the smart thing to do at this point.

No pint at having a press conference either. Statement could have been issued via online news release by the Dodgers.

On a side note, Ohtani picked the perfect team to play for considering he is dodging questions.


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