The Never Reported Anyone Thread - Page 23

Miss Lizzy · 09-26-2015, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

Yes you most certainly may. In fact I rarely ever get hugged without some sort of physical abuse included. Come to think of it, it's usually just me doing the hugging and them saying "get away you freak blah blah blah". You know, the usual.

You mean there are people who don't enjoy your "awkward love squeezes"?

death2redemptions · 09-26-2015, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Lizzy

You mean there are people who don't enjoy your "awkward love squeezes"?

lol

Well people that know me well enough figure it's more sanitary to accept my awkward squeezes than to shake my hand...

Miss Lizzy · 09-26-2015, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

lol

Well people that know me well enough figure it's more sanitary to accept my awkward squeezes than to shake my hand...

I'll shake your hand. Just give me a second here.....

tacoma34 · 09-26-2015, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Lizzy

I'll shake your hand. Just give me a second here.....

Handshake or cavity search? I think he'd prefer the latter.

death2redemptions · 09-26-2015, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Lizzy

I'll shake your hand. Just give me a second here.....

Will the sexy nurse outfit come along with this handshake?

And a prostate exam?

tacoma34 · 09-26-2015, 06:13 PM

Me in this thread

NickM · 09-26-2015, 06:24 PM

You know what happens to mall cops in the end.
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?...&hsimp=yhs-002

Miss Lizzy · 09-26-2015, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

Will the sexy nurse outfit come along with this handshake?

And a prostate exam?

Sure.

death2redemptions · 09-26-2015, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by tacoma34

Me in this thread

<--------------------- Exhibitionist

Speaking of that, I remember awhile ago when I was out in the park with a friend late at night and we were tripping on some sort of hallucinogenic but we came across a couple who were having sex just out there in the open and we were both questioning whether or not it was really happening so we just sat down on the swings and watched them. About half an hour passes and they finish up and they walk up to us awkwardly and the guy was like "you're welcome?". I emphasis the question mark because he said it as if it were a question. I couldn't think of anything to say so I responded with "we're on drugs".

And that was that but apparently that little shindig really did happen.

Miss Lizzy · 09-26-2015, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by tacoma34

Handshake or cavity search? I think he'd prefer the latter.

Usually D2R is in charge of cavity searches.

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Me in this thread

He says you're next.

Miss Lizzy · 09-26-2015, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

<--------------------- Exhibitionist

Speaking of that, I remember awhile ago when I was out in the park with a friend late at night and we were tripping on some sort of hallucinogenic but we came across a couple who were having sex just out there in the open and we were both questioning whether or not it was really happening so we just sat down on the swings and watched them. About half an hour passes and they finish up and they walk up to us awkwardly and the guy was like "you're welcome?". I emphasis the question mark because he said it as if it were a question. I couldn't think of anything to say so I responded with "we're on drugs".

And that was that but apparently that little shindig really did happen.

I wonder if they are out there somewhere, right now, telling the story about how two guys on drugs watched them have sex in the park.

death2redemptions · 09-26-2015, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Lizzy

I wonder if they are out there somewhere, right now, telling the story about how two guys on drugs watched them have sex in the park.

I sure hope they are. That means I will have left a mark on somebodies life.

Miss Lizzy · 09-26-2015, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

I sure hope they are. That means I will have left a mark on somebodies life.

I'd dare say you've left plenty of "marks" over the years.
Nothing a little therapy can't fix, though.

tacoma34 · 09-26-2015, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

<--------------------- Exhibitionist

Speaking of that, I remember awhile ago when I was out in the park with a friend late at night and we were tripping on some sort of hallucinogenic but we came across a couple who were having sex just out there in the open and we were both questioning whether or not it was really happening so we just sat down on the swings and watched them. About half an hour passes and they finish up and they walk up to us awkwardly and the guy was like "you're welcome?". I emphasis the question mark because he said it as if it were a question. I couldn't think of anything to say so I responded with "we're on drugs".

And that was that but apparently that little shindig really did happen.

Haha I have a few questions, if you don't mind me asking.

What kind of hallucinogenic? And what was your drug of choice when you were using?
What kind of couple? A couple of dudes?
Is this person still your friend?
Were you thankful?

death2redemptions · 09-26-2015, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by tacoma34

Haha I have a few questions, if you don't mind me asking.

What kind of hallucinogenic? And what was your drug of choice when you were using?
What kind of couple? A couple of dudes?
Is this person still your friend?
Were you thankful?

And I shall answer them...

1. If memory serves, I believe it was LSD. I was an addict so my drug of choice was whatever you had but I was physically hooked on opiates. After several trips to rehab I no longer use drugs. Been at least a couple years since I've touched any drug of abuse.
2. It was your traditional man/woman combo & I don't believe either of them were originally of a different gender. But I was on LSD so it's still possible
3. No longer friends with the guy. Later in life he became an angry drunk who beat his wife on a regular basis. I think it was when he almost choked his wife to death and then proceeded to laugh about how he almost killed her that I decided I no longer wanted to be friends with him.
4. Neither of us thanked them. I was an ungrateful brat in my using days and mostly because I hung around that friend of mine. He hated life and everybody in it. In fact he hated me and towards our parting days he would continue to remind me that he did on a daily basis. He was white trash and before I met him he lived in a trailer park and get this, he had a donkey as a pet. That poor donkey....

ronaldo943 · 09-26-2015, 09:30 PM

I have one question, if you don't mind me asking: (been wondering this for a long time)

Why do you have so many expensive cameras?

lindeman79 · 09-26-2015, 09:31 PM

Your drug stories never get old. In fact I live for them.

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

<--------------------- Exhibitionist

Speaking of that, I remember awhile ago when I was out in the park with a friend late at night and we were tripping on some sort of hallucinogenic but we came across a couple who were having sex just out there in the open and we were both questioning whether or not it was really happening so we just sat down on the swings and watched them. About half an hour passes and they finish up and they walk up to us awkwardly and the guy was like "you're welcome?". I emphasis the question mark because he said it as if it were a question. I couldn't think of anything to say so I responded with "we're on drugs".

And that was that but apparently that little shindig really did happen.

ronaldo943 · 09-26-2015, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lindeman79

Your drug stories never get old. In fact I live for them.

Where is the gaaaaaaay gif?

lindeman79 · 09-26-2015, 09:41 PM

in your moms bed

death2redemptions · 09-26-2015, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo943

I have one question, if you don't mind me asking: (been wondering this for a long time)

Why do you have so many expensive cameras?

You would have to ask my sister & her girlfriend. That's their hobby. Her girlfriend also collects guns so there is a small armory at my house. On the plus side, we'll be prepared for whenever the zombie apocalypse hits. On the downside, she hates me so she probably wouldn't even give me one of her cameras to defend myself with.

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Your drug stories never get old. In fact I live for them.

Lindeman by friend, haven't seen you around lately. You been lurking?

death2redemptions · 09-26-2015, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo943

Where is the gaaaaaaay gif?

My sister probably has one somewhere around here.

lindeman79 · 09-26-2015, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

You would have to ask my sister & her girlfriend. That's their hobby. Her girlfriend also collects guns so there is a small armory at my house. On the plus side, we'll be prepared for whenever the zombie apocalypse hits. On the downside, she hates me so she probably wouldn't even give me one of her cameras to defend myself with.

Lindeman by friend, haven't seen you around lately. You been lurking?

I been trying to talk you you been ignoring me

tacoma34 · 09-26-2015, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by death2redemptions

And I shall answer them...

1. If memory serves, I believe it was LSD. I was an addict so my drug of choice was whatever you had but I was physically hooked on opiates. After several trips to rehab I no longer use drugs. Been at least a couple years since I've touched any drug of abuse.
2. It was your traditional man/woman combo & I don't believe either of them were originally of a different gender. But I was on LSD so it's still possible
3. No longer friends with the guy. Later in life he became an angry drunk who beat his wife on a regular basis. I think it was when he almost choked his wife to death and then proceeded to laugh about how he almost killed her that I decided I no longer wanted to be friends with him.
4. Neither of us thanked them. I was an ungrateful brat in my using days and mostly because I hung around that friend of mine. He hated life and everybody in it. In fact he hated me and towards our parting days he would continue to remind me that he did on a daily basis. He was white trash and before I met him he lived in a trailer park and get this, he had a donkey as a pet. That poor donkey....

Lol that guy sound's like a real jerkoff. Glad you got clean and have continued to stay clean.

A couple years since you touched a drug? So that means you have been a member on here then. Any suspensions due to that? haha. I bet you have a bunch of epic/crazy stories. You should make a thread called "Storytime with d2R". I would sit on the floor cross-legged while I read it.

O yeah.....reported for saying white trash.

death2redemptions · 09-26-2015, 10:05 PM

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I been trying to talk you you been ignoring me

Have you really? Sorry about that. I haven't seen you around in the threads I've been positing in lately.

lindeman79 · 09-26-2015, 10:06 PM

I for one would love drug story time with d2r. In fact I would pay a site fee.

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