Abcde - Page 2

LRV · 11-29-2018, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mc1

Am I racist for thinking the family in question was black?

White folk..

https://www.washingtonpost.com/trans...=.915870ebf318

ewilkens · 11-29-2018, 05:55 PM

haven't read all the posts, but Ab-city sound like a terrible gym that I really need but would absolutely HATE.

spuds1961 · 11-29-2018, 06:53 PM

On the bright side at least she had a head start on learning the alphabet.

deansayso · 11-29-2018, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mc1

Am I racist for thinking the family in question was black?

Maybe Im going crazy but I remember reading about some unique names some years back and Abcde was definitely mentioned. I think Algae also made an appearance. I wish I would have saved that.

I thought it was pronounced ab-see-dee. Close enough.

You're thinking of ledasha. Mom wanted to name her daughter le-a but wrote dash instead of -

ssbledsoe · 11-29-2018, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by deansayso

You're thinking of ledasha. Mom wanted to name her daughter le-a but wrote dash instead of -

"The dash don't be silent"?!?!?!?!

Blake711 · 11-29-2018, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

Where's the dad at? I assume his man parts are in a glass case above the mantle.

I think they keep them on the Fridge. Man-tel sounds to masculine.

As for crazy names. My wife is an elementary teacher her second year teaching was in a under privileged school. I wish we still had the list of kids names I took it to work and no one believed it was real. The only name that was pronounceable was Billy Joe.

The best that year was a kid named Your Majesty. My wife refused to call a large portion of the kids by the first names and called them Mr. Jones and Miss Smith. Prince was common I also liked Ikea that year.

patchgenie · 11-29-2018, 07:54 PM

i heard brian ortega was changing his nickname to t-cde

pejc300 · 11-29-2018, 09:38 PM

Have worked in CPS for my entire career. Lots of abcdes and many, many, MANY other names that would blow your mind.

Siberian13 · 11-29-2018, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pejc300

Have worked in CPS for my entire career. Lots of abcdes and many, many, MANY other names that would blow your mind.

At this point, I know there are a lot of stupid people out there and nothing would surprise me or blow my mind.

kerg · 11-29-2018, 11:52 PM

Maybe when she grows up she can marry a nice Greek boy named Agbde

majestik101 · 11-30-2018, 12:32 AM

Is it just the United States with the stupid names? Do other countries have this problem/issue? No wonder other countries hate us.

r0yals2012 · 11-30-2018, 01:10 AM

I’m guessing the mother did not pass Hooked on Phonics

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Astros19 · 11-30-2018, 01:17 AM

Is her last name fghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

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quackhead · 11-30-2018, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kerg

Maybe when she grows up she can marry a nice boy named Sue

Fixed

ssbledsoe · 11-30-2018, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by pejc300

Have worked in CPS for my entire career. Lots of abcdes and many, many, MANY other names that would blow your mind.

Sorry. I work in healthcare. You cannot “blow my mind” with names. During my training, an underserved area had pamphlets about STD’s. An expectant mother said “Gone-or-rhea”, that sounds pretty!!!

This last weekend, a colleague of mine was called stupid because they tried to verify the spelling of some stupid name. “Vytreais” was the name. The “parent” responded to the request to spell the name with “just how it sounds.” Of course in healthcare, VITREOUS is a type of fluid in the eye and definitely not spelled Vytreais

spuds1961 · 11-30-2018, 09:32 AM

I used to drive a neonatal unit and pick up sick newborns, some of the names just made me shake my head. I used to love when my nurse would try and get them to change the name, The funniest was one of the newborns was actually named vagina, my nurse was like is that the babies name are you sure you didn't mean Virginia and they said nope she was sure. I would like all these kids whose parents gave them a screwed up name to write a book that tells of the challenges it brought about throughout their lives.

ssbledsoe · 11-30-2018, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by spuds1961

I used to drive a neonatal unit and pick up sick newborns, some of the names just made me shake my head. I used to love when my nurse would try and get them to change the name, The funniest was one of the newborns was actually named vagina, my nurse was like is that the babies name are you sure you didn't mean Virginia and they said nope she was sure. I would like all these kids whose parents gave them a screwed up name to write a book that tells of the challenges it brought about throughout their lives.

The subtitle of the book would be: “My parent(s) is/are (an) effing moron(s).”

spuds1961 · 11-30-2018, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ILOVEBEER

Thought the same, not racist. You're just basing it off of experience.

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Originally Posted by ssbledsoe

The subtitle of the book would be: “My parent(s) is/are (an) effing moron(s).”

Oh most definitely.

kidfan9 · 11-30-2018, 01:01 PM

I would like to know the breakdown location-wise of stupid names. Would Florida be the clubhouse leader?

Siberian13 · 11-30-2018, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kidfan9

I would like to know the breakdown location-wise of stupid names. Would Florida be the clubhouse leader?

I would think the South in general would do well.

mnvikingstwins · 11-30-2018, 01:06 PM

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Nicknames include Ce-Ce, Sidy, Abby, Xyzzie, Aebi and Seedy.

Forgot to add Inbred and Daddy Issues

Nicnac · 11-30-2018, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jmscoggin

If she was dumb enough to name her kid Abcde, no, she likely isn't smart enough to have considered the ramifications of doing so.

Parents who name their kids stupid things do it to get attention.

chezball · 11-30-2018, 07:11 PM

Can't wait to see what that pig amy names her child.

chezball · 11-30-2018, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

Where's the dad at? I assume his man parts are in a glass case above the mantle.

Also being told to wrap and ship out packages.

pejc300 · 12-01-2018, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ssbledsoe

Sorry. I work in healthcare. You cannot “blow my mind” with names. During my training, an underserved area had pamphlets about STD’s. An expectant mother said “Gone-or-rhea”, that sounds pretty!!!

This last weekend, a colleague of mine was called stupid because they tried to verify the spelling of some stupid name. “Vytreais” was the name. The “parent” responded to the request to spell the name with “just how it sounds.” Of course in healthcare, VITREOUS is a type of fluid in the eye and definitely not spelled Vytreais

My apologies.

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kidfan9 Member Join Date: May 2018 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,600	I would like to know the breakdown location-wise of stupid names. Would Florida be the clubhouse leader? __________________ Ted Williams-Baseball's last .400 hitter

11-29-2018, 05:55 PM	#27
ewilkens Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,469 egwilkens ewilkens	haven't read all the posts, but Ab-city sound like a terrible gym that I really need but would absolutely HATE.

11-29-2018, 06:53 PM	#28
spuds1961 Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Terry,Ms. Posts: 39,251	On the bright side at least she had a head start on learning the alphabet.

11-29-2018, 07:54 PM	#32
patchgenie Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 6,816 americansportscards	i heard brian ortega was changing his nickname to t-cde

11-29-2018, 09:38 PM	#33
pejc300 Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 10,706	Have worked in CPS for my entire career. Lots of abcdes and many, many, MANY other names that would blow your mind.

11-29-2018, 11:52 PM	#35
kerg Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: US Posts: 4,129	Maybe when she grows up she can marry a nice Greek boy named Agbde

11-30-2018, 12:32 AM	#36
majestik101 Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Socially Distanced Posts: 43,156 majestik101	Is it just the United States with the stupid names? Do other countries have this problem/issue? No wonder other countries hate us.

11-30-2018, 01:17 AM	#38
Astros19 Member Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 5,994	Is her last name fghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz? Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

11-30-2018, 09:32 AM	#41
spuds1961 Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Terry,Ms. Posts: 39,251	I used to drive a neonatal unit and pick up sick newborns, some of the names just made me shake my head. I used to love when my nurse would try and get them to change the name, The funniest was one of the newborns was actually named vagina, my nurse was like is that the babies name are you sure you didn't mean Virginia and they said nope she was sure. I would like all these kids whose parents gave them a screwed up name to write a book that tells of the challenges it brought about throughout their lives.

11-30-2018, 07:11 PM	#48
chezball Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: North East Beatoff USA Posts: 21,678 jabber	Can't wait to see what that pig amy names her child.