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Will: We also hit a spastic (simmo) with a Frisbeee.
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Jay: (to Neil) I suppose your dad needs the money.
Neil: He doesn't, actually. Simon: Rent boys don't come cheap. Neil: Oi, my dad's not bent. Jay: Then why is he paying for rent boys? Neil: He's not. Simon: What, they're freebies?
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Jay: What? I'm telling you, all the birds I've shagged love that!
Simon: So, no birds love that, then. Jay: Well, your mum loved it. Simon: Brilliant.
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I'm more pissed that I gave up 17 minutes worth of posts at the start of my run. Would have posted the top number had I gone hard start to finish...
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Will: People don't get fingered for a bet, Jay, with the possible exception of your sister.
Jay: Take that back. Will: Actually, I do take that back. As for your mum, she'd probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.
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Old lady: What can I get you?
Jay: Cornetto please Old lady: One Cornetto, is that all? Jay: Do you want to lick it? Old lady: Sorry? Jay: My Cornetto, do you want to lick it? Old lady: Oh that is kind, I've had enough Ice Cream today though sweetheart Jay: Oh right, bit late am I? Old lady: Do you want something else? Jay: Are you the woman who sucks school boys off? Old lady: Sorry? Jay: Can you suck me off?
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Journalist: What are you hoping to get out of this assignment?
Neil: Don't worry. I won't steal nothing.
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Neil's Dad: What on earth are they doing, throwing a young, naked boy into water?
Will's Mom: I never said Will was naked, Kevin. Neil's Dad: Oh...I thought you did.
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Jay: (On underage girls) If theres grass on the pitch play ball .
Will: Well, what if there isn't any? Jay: By the time you find out, it's too late anyway.
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well played
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i like apple jacks
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but the red fruit loops are my favorite
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why can't the red fruit loops have their own cereal
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wait a minute - i just looked back
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purple, not red fruit loops are my favorite
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so why can't the purple ones have their own cereal
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first you had cap'n crunch
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then you had cap'n crunch with crunch berries
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now you have oops all berries
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what if i want berries with cap'n crunch
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it would be mainly berries with some cap'n crunch mixed in
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just the opposite of cap'n crunch with crunchberries
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