The Weirdly Wonderful Seneca Wallace Small Talk Chit Chat Talkin' Topics Thread - Page 160

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:51 AM

Will: We also hit a spastic (simmo) with a Frisbeee.

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:52 AM

Jay: (to Neil) I suppose your dad needs the money.
Neil: He doesn't, actually.
Simon: Rent boys don't come cheap.
Neil: Oi, my dad's not bent.
Jay: Then why is he paying for rent boys?
Neil: He's not.
Simon: What, they're freebies?

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:53 AM

Jay: What? I'm telling you, all the birds I've shagged love that!
Simon: So, no birds love that, then.
Jay: Well, your mum loved it.
Simon: Brilliant.

ssbledsoe · 08-23-2015, 09:53 AM

I'm more pissed that I gave up 17 minutes worth of posts at the start of my run. Would have posted the top number had I gone hard start to finish...

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:55 AM

Will: People don't get fingered for a bet, Jay, with the possible exception of your sister.
Jay: Take that back.
Will: Actually, I do take that back. As for your mum, she'd probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:56 AM

Old lady: What can I get you?
Jay: Cornetto please
Old lady: One Cornetto, is that all?
Jay: Do you want to lick it?
Old lady: Sorry?
Jay: My Cornetto, do you want to lick it?
Old lady: Oh that is kind, I've had enough Ice Cream today though sweetheart
Jay: Oh right, bit late am I?
Old lady: Do you want something else?
Jay: Are you the woman who sucks school boys off?
Old lady: Sorry?
Jay: Can you suck me off?

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:57 AM

Journalist: What are you hoping to get out of this assignment?
Neil: Don't worry. I won't steal nothing.

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:58 AM

Neil's Dad: What on earth are they doing, throwing a young, naked boy into water?
Will's Mom: I never said Will was naked, Kevin.
Neil's Dad: Oh...I thought you did.

ssbledsoe · 08-23-2015, 09:58 AM

Looks like someone's plagiarizing...

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:58 AM

Jay: (On underage girls) If theres grass on the pitch play ball .
Will: Well, what if there isn't any?
Jay: By the time you find out, it's too late anyway.

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssbledsoe

Looks like someone's plagiarizing...

well played

SM - please give this man 1 of my points!

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:00 AM

apple jacks

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:00 AM

i like apple jacks

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:00 AM

but the red fruit loops are my favorite

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:01 AM

why can't the red fruit loops have their own cereal

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:01 AM

wait a minute - i just looked back

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:01 AM

purple, not red fruit loops are my favorite

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:02 AM

so why can't the purple ones have their own cereal

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:02 AM

first you had cap'n crunch

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:03 AM

then you had cap'n crunch with crunch berries

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:03 AM

now you have oops all berries

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:03 AM

what if i want berries with cap'n crunch

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:04 AM

is that next?

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:04 AM

it would be mainly berries with some cap'n crunch mixed in

glen87 · 08-23-2015, 10:04 AM

just the opposite of cap'n crunch with crunchberries

08-23-2015, 09:51 AM	#3976
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	Will: We also hit a spastic (simmo) with a Frisbeee. __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 09:52 AM	#3977
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	Jay: (to Neil) I suppose your dad needs the money. Neil: He doesn't, actually. Simon: Rent boys don't come cheap. Neil: Oi, my dad's not bent. Jay: Then why is he paying for rent boys? Neil: He's not. Simon: What, they're freebies? __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 09:53 AM	#3978
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	Jay: What? I'm telling you, all the birds I've shagged love that! Simon: So, no birds love that, then. Jay: Well, your mum loved it. Simon: Brilliant. __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 09:53 AM	#3979
ssbledsoe Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: At least 500 feet from DB11 Posts: 28,645 ssbledsoe ssbledsoe	I'm more pissed that I gave up 17 minutes worth of posts at the start of my run. Would have posted the top number had I gone hard start to finish... __________________ Drew Bledsoe is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes

08-23-2015, 09:55 AM	#3980
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	Will: People don't get fingered for a bet, Jay, with the possible exception of your sister. Jay: Take that back. Will: Actually, I do take that back. As for your mum, she'd probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits. __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 09:56 AM	#3981
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	Old lady: What can I get you? Jay: Cornetto please Old lady: One Cornetto, is that all? Jay: Do you want to lick it? Old lady: Sorry? Jay: My Cornetto, do you want to lick it? Old lady: Oh that is kind, I've had enough Ice Cream today though sweetheart Jay: Oh right, bit late am I? Old lady: Do you want something else? Jay: Are you the woman who sucks school boys off? Old lady: Sorry? Jay: Can you suck me off? __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 09:57 AM	#3982
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	Journalist: What are you hoping to get out of this assignment? Neil: Don't worry. I won't steal nothing. __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 09:58 AM	#3983
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	Neil's Dad: What on earth are they doing, throwing a young, naked boy into water? Will's Mom: I never said Will was naked, Kevin. Neil's Dad: Oh...I thought you did. __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 09:58 AM	#3984
ssbledsoe Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: At least 500 feet from DB11 Posts: 28,645 ssbledsoe ssbledsoe	Looks like someone's plagiarizing... __________________ Drew Bledsoe is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes

08-23-2015, 09:58 AM	#3985
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	Jay: (On underage girls) If theres grass on the pitch play ball . Will: Well, what if there isn't any? Jay: By the time you find out, it's too late anyway. __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:00 AM	#3987
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	apple jacks __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:00 AM	#3988
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	i like apple jacks __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:00 AM	#3989
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	but the red fruit loops are my favorite __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:01 AM	#3990
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	why can't the red fruit loops have their own cereal __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:01 AM	#3991
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	wait a minute - i just looked back __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:01 AM	#3992
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	purple, not red fruit loops are my favorite __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:02 AM	#3993
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	so why can't the purple ones have their own cereal __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:02 AM	#3994
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	first you had cap'n crunch __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:03 AM	#3995
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	then you had cap'n crunch with crunch berries __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:03 AM	#3996
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	now you have oops all berries __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:03 AM	#3997
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	what if i want berries with cap'n crunch __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:04 AM	#3998
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	is that next? __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:04 AM	#3999
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	it would be mainly berries with some cap'n crunch mixed in __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums

08-23-2015, 10:04 AM	#4000
glen87 Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: VERMONT Posts: 73,343 glen87 glen87	just the opposite of cap'n crunch with crunchberries __________________ collecting James Madison University players of all sports JMU cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmucards/ other cards: https://www.flickr.com/photos/glen87/albums