Today I Learned: Blowout Edition - Page 10

coltsnsox07 · 04-03-2018, 11:34 PM

Today I learned that none of the a$$holes I work with care about Martin Luther King, I reminded them 50 years ago tomorrow he was assassinated(one guy even said 'Don't you mean 'killed' not assassinated?) He was in Memphis to support garbage men on strike!! Some people think he only cared about black people, I just wish there were more enlightened people and less simple minded dumb a$$es.

preakness · 04-04-2018, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Just getting myself psyched for trying for our next one!

To be honest, it was a beautiful evening. My sister has been in town and I skipped the office to take everyone to the zoo for the little guy's first animal adventure. Then we grabbed a nice dinner and "hiked" up the "mountain" here in town to watch the sunset. The temperature was perfect and it was really one of the most memorable days we could have asked for. Then, as we reached the street-level, my incredibly innocent wife goes "There are some homeless people having sex over there."

Sure enough, full-blown hobo boning right that at Mill and Rio Salado behind the bike rack.

And yes, it was clearly a drug-fueled romp.

I was on Mill last night
Prefer Four Peaks

hairysasquatch · 04-04-2018, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Just getting myself psyched for trying for our next one!

To be honest, it was a beautiful evening. My sister has been in town and I skipped the office to take everyone to the zoo for the little guy's first animal adventure. Then we grabbed a nice dinner and "hiked" up the "mountain" here in town to watch the sunset. The temperature was perfect and it was really one of the most memorable days we could have asked for. Then, as we reached the street-level, my incredibly innocent wife goes "There are some homeless people having sex over there."

Sure enough, full-blown hobo boning right that at Mill and Rio Salado behind the bike rack.

And yes, it was clearly a drug-fueled romp.

I am glad to reside in an area that is largely free of such spectacles.

TheFrenzy · 04-04-2018, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by hairysasquatch

I am glad to reside in an area that is largely free of such spectacles.

tacoma34 · 04-04-2018, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Today I learned that homeless people like to have sex at the base of "A" Mountain beside the abandoned grain silo.

I actually caught it on film this evening.

Male/Female, Male/Male, Female/Female or something more exotic?

TheFrenzy · 04-04-2018, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tacoma34

Male/Female, Male/Male, Female/Female or something more exotic?

A dude and (I think) a lady. Judge for yourself.

preakness · 04-04-2018, 10:33 PM

^^^^

yellow bikes of tempe / Mesa

homeless people get free transportation

L35guy · 04-05-2018, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

A dude and (I think) a lady. Judge for yourself.

It looks like a screenshot of a Cialis commercial.

preakness · 04-05-2018, 08:58 PM

Today I learned it's cool to stick it to your boss especially one that takes good care of you

carlo16 · 04-07-2018, 08:05 AM

Today I learned Steven Spielberg sucks.

coltsnsox07 · 04-07-2018, 06:10 PM

Today I learned some 13 year old kid in Arizona won the luckiest boy in the world award, his 27 year old teacher was arrested for having sex with him a bunch of times(although I feel bad for her husband)...
http://

jh-teacher-composite[1] by tod wacko, on Flickr
I like this text exchange between the 'victim' and her.
Victim: "I want to ---- you so bad bby those times weren't enough for me"
Mrs. Zamora: "I know baby! I want you every day with no time limit"
Mrs. Zamora: "If I could quit my job and ---- you all day I would"
Victim: "I need more ---- from u"
Mrs. Zamora "I'll give you whatever you want baby"

hairysasquatch · 04-07-2018, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by coltsnsox07

Today I learned some 13 year old kid in Arizona won the luckiest boy in the world award, his 27 year old teacher was arrested for having sex with him a bunch of times(although I feel bad for her husband)...
http://

jh-teacher-composite[1] by tod wacko, on Flickr
I like this text exchange between the 'victim' and her.
Victim: "I want to ---- you so bad bby those times weren't enough for me"
Mrs. Zamora: "I know baby! I want you every day with no time limit"
Mrs. Zamora: "If I could quit my job and ---- you all day I would"
Victim: "I need more ---- from u"
Mrs. Zamora "I'll give you whatever you want baby"

Yikes she is gross - on several levels....

LCM1223 · 04-07-2018, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by coltsnsox07

Today I learned some 13 year old kid in Arizona won the luckiest boy in the world award, his 27 year old teacher was arrested for having sex with him a bunch of times(although I feel bad for her husband)...
http://

jh-teacher-composite[1] by tod wacko, on Flickr
I like this text exchange between the 'victim' and her.
Victim: "I want to ---- you so bad bby those times weren't enough for me"
Mrs. Zamora: "I know baby! I want you every day with no time limit"
Mrs. Zamora: "If I could quit my job and ---- you all day I would"
Victim: "I need more ---- from u"
Mrs. Zamora "I'll give you whatever you want baby"

*insert South Park cop "Nice" gif*

Siberian13 · 04-07-2018, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by hairysasquatch

Yikes she is gross - on several levels....

I know a lot of people will say she is a monster and I understand. But I wouldn’t say no at 13 either. I’d be texting her all day long!!!

coltsnsox07 · 04-08-2018, 12:03 AM

From what I remember, when I was 13 in school my youngest teacher was probably 50 and mean, the type you thought never even would have sex in their life.

dbackschamp2001 · 04-08-2018, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Siberian13

I know a lot of people will say she is a monster and I understand. But I wouldn’t say no at 13 either. I’d be texting her all day long!!!

At 13 I think my pants would've been too much of a mess for me to say yes.

LCM1223 · 04-09-2018, 07:30 PM

TIL Trayce Thompson and Klay Thompson are brothers

preakness · 04-09-2018, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LCM1223

TIL Trayce Thompson and Klay Thompson are brothers

But they are NOT thompson twins

ohhhh hold me now
(hold me in your loving arms)
stay the night...

Pearce77 · 04-10-2018, 12:07 PM

Shooter McGavin taking a bong rip with college bros will be the best thing I see on Instagram today.

Siberian13 · 04-10-2018, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pearce77

Shooter McGavin taking a bong rip with college bros will be the best thing I see on Instagram today.

Haha, I saw that too. Good stuff

Pearce77 · 04-11-2018, 03:53 PM

Lego men make up the largest ethnic group on the planet.

hairysasquatch · 04-15-2018, 04:36 PM

When the Allies liberated Nazi death camps in the spring of 1945 they made local civilians tour them before compelling local Nazi officials to bury the often hundreds, even thousands, of stacked corpses.

CSprings · 04-21-2018, 11:50 AM

Today I learned that it's possible to rack up >$100 bill at Wendy's. The thieves who skimmed and used my credit card must have either brought their extended family out with 'em or ordered one of everything on the menu...(and no, this didn't occur yesterday...that'd be a little more understandable lol). That's a lot of chicken nuggets!

TheFrenzy · 05-06-2018, 07:01 PM

TIL that Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) is 40 years old.

tchronis24 · 05-06-2018, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

TIL that Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) is 40 years old.

Oh my god. What the hell!!! That’s crazy. I had to look it up for myself. I can’t believe it.

04-07-2018, 06:10 PM	#236
coltsnsox07 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 21,897	Today I learned some 13 year old kid in Arizona won the luckiest boy in the world award, his 27 year old teacher was arrested for having sex with him a bunch of times(although I feel bad for her husband)... http://jh-teacher-composite[1] by tod wacko, on Flickr I like this text exchange between the 'victim' and her. Victim: "I want to ---- you so bad bby those times weren't enough for me" Mrs. Zamora: "I know baby! I want you every day with no time limit" Mrs. Zamora: "If I could quit my job and ---- you all day I would" Victim: "I need more ---- from u" Mrs. Zamora "I'll give you whatever you want baby"

04-09-2018, 07:30 PM	#242
LCM1223 Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 26,468 lucards1295	TIL Trayce Thompson and Klay Thompson are brothers __________________ Total Topps BUNT Profits: $1147.52 KICK: $3243.82 HUDDLE: $300.22 STAR WARS CARD TRADER: $2885.09 STAR WARS FORCE COLLECTION: $1318.14 TWD: $94.09 SKATE: $697.03

04-15-2018, 04:36 PM	#247
hairysasquatch Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In the Woods, Central NY Posts: 34,805	When the Allies liberated Nazi death camps in the spring of 1945 they made local civilians tour them before compelling local Nazi officials to bury the often hundreds, even thousands, of stacked corpses. __________________ I am going signature-free

04-03-2018, 11:34 PM	#226
coltsnsox07 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 21,897	Today I learned that none of the a$$holes I work with care about Martin Luther King, I reminded them 50 years ago tomorrow he was assassinated(one guy even said 'Don't you mean 'killed' not assassinated?) He was in Memphis to support garbage men on strike!! Some people think he only cared about black people, I just wish there were more enlightened people and less simple minded dumb a$$es.

04-04-2018, 10:33 PM	#232
preakness Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: In Johnny Ryno's soul Posts: 21,077	^^^^ yellow bikes of tempe / Mesa homeless people get free transportation

04-05-2018, 08:58 PM	#234
preakness Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: In Johnny Ryno's soul Posts: 21,077	Today I learned it's cool to stick it to your boss especially one that takes good care of you

04-07-2018, 08:05 AM	#235
carlo16 Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,160	Today I learned Steven Spielberg sucks.

04-08-2018, 12:03 AM	#240
coltsnsox07 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 21,897	From what I remember, when I was 13 in school my youngest teacher was probably 50 and mean, the type you thought never even would have sex in their life.

04-10-2018, 12:07 PM	#244
Pearce77 Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 10,016	Shooter McGavin taking a bong rip with college bros will be the best thing I see on Instagram today.

04-11-2018, 03:53 PM	#246
Pearce77 Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 10,016	Lego men make up the largest ethnic group on the planet.

04-21-2018, 11:50 AM	#248
CSprings Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: MN Posts: 509	Today I learned that it's possible to rack up >$100 bill at Wendy's. The thieves who skimmed and used my credit card must have either brought their extended family out with 'em or ordered one of everything on the menu...(and no, this didn't occur yesterday...that'd be a little more understandable lol). That's a lot of chicken nuggets!

05-06-2018, 07:01 PM	#249
TheFrenzy Banned Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Texan in AZ Posts: 44,115	TIL that Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) is 40 years old.