Corona Virus - Page 253

TheHeel · 03-27-2020, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dbacksbaseball

Calm down tough guy, no one would dare say that to your face!

I am flattered you have a crush on me but I am not interested.

Dbacksbaseball · 03-27-2020, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheHeel

I am flattered you have a crush on me but I am not interested.

Sorry, I'm into internet tough guys like you. Self-proclaimed on your end. Not sure why you are ducking all your fans.

GeechQuest · 03-27-2020, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dbacksbaseball

Sorry, I'm into internet tough guys like you. Self-proclaimed on your end. Not sure why you are ducking all your fans.

How’d your case go?

IronMonkey415 · 03-27-2020, 06:19 PM

Le Le the famous cat in Wuhan survived for 40 days without its owner

It ate the fish in the fishbowl to survive, a turtle was also in the vacinity and was unharmed.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ronavirus.html

jdandns · 03-27-2020, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dbacksbaseball

Sorry, I'm into internet tough guys like you. Self-proclaimed on your end. Not sure why you are ducking all your fans.

People can be internet tough guys in real life these days.
You can talk trash to anyone you like and if it seems like that person is going to hit you, just pretend you are going to sneeze, and they'll back off.

coltsnsox07 · 03-27-2020, 06:36 PM

Interesting new PapaJohn commercial that says your crummy pizza goes straight from the oven to the box and sealed shut w/ a security sticker. 'No touch' delivery. I'd rather get the corona than eat their pizza.

DegaBama · 03-27-2020, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by coltsnsox07

Interesting new PapaJohn commercial that says your crummy pizza goes straight from the oven to the box and sealed shut w/ a security sticker. 'No touch' delivery. I'd rather get the corona than eat their pizza.

Cut it yourself?

TheHeel · 03-27-2020, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dbacksbaseball

Sorry, I'm into internet tough guys like you. Self-proclaimed on your end. Not sure why you are ducking all your fans.

I’m not the one making empty threats. I don’t even know how you jumped in this. You’re a weird dude.

jdandns · 03-27-2020, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by coltsnsox07

Interesting new PapaJohn commercial that says your crummy pizza goes straight from the oven to the box and sealed shut w/ a security sticker. 'No touch' delivery. I'd rather get the corona than eat their pizza.

That's actually a topping they offer, but it's not yet available at all locations.
Call first.

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Originally Posted by DegaBama

Cut it yourself?

They make these nifty little disposable pizza cutters now.
For Valentine's Day, the local Shakey's offered heart shaped pepperoni pizzas and included a cutter with the order, I guess so that the pizza would hold its shape for when someone gave one of them to their very disappointed wife and/or girlfriend.

mainerunr · 03-27-2020, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheHeel

Did you consider that more people probably pass through NY than any other state? There are three considerably large airports and several seaports where people and goods pass through and then disperse through the United States. We aren’t talking about Provo, Utah or Fargo, North Dakota where there is very little tourism.

When times are good, it is all Trump. When times are bad, it’s everyone else’s fault. He takes zero responsibility for anything that negatively affects our country. He cannot have it both ways. Governor Cuomo is the first politician that I have ever hear say before any situation has occurred, “I take full responsibility for xyz.”

The port of Los Angeles is busier than NY. The airports in NY don't even make the top 5. And Orlando sees more visitors than NYC (and in the winter the gap is even bigger). Is it a busy city? Sure but not so much busier than anyplace else that it should have such a disproportionate number of cases.

Is your Trump comment anything like how Democrats credit Obama for anything good that happened while he was in office and since but everything bad while he was in office was blamed on Bush and anything bad now is blamed on Trump?

preakness · 03-27-2020, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Joan p

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Who do you consider smart?
Should be interesting considering you find Wanda Sykes as the best comedian

IronMonkey415 · 03-27-2020, 06:56 PM

101-year-old Italian man, born amid Spanish flu pandemic, survives coronavirus illness, official says

We need his blood and DNA, he could be the key to all of this.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...us/2926073001/

deansayso · 03-27-2020, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by trixstar

Why are you in a thread about a world wide pandemic if you're looking for good news? Go hang in the meme and fake tit thread. We're just getting started with the bad news baby. Wait til the dead bodies are on camera being taken into the refrigerated trucks in the next Trump ad.

Hasn't this been in Seattle for like 2 months?

rman112 · 03-27-2020, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by deansayso

Hasn't this been in Seattle for like 2 months months?

TheHeel · 03-27-2020, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mainerunr

The port of Los Angeles is busier than NY. The airports in NY don't even make the top 5. And Orlando sees more visitors than NYC (and in the winter the gap is even bigger). Is it a busy city? Sure but not so much busier than anyplace else that it should have such a disproportionate number of cases.

Is your Trump comment anything like how Democrats credit Obama for anything good that happened while he was in office and since but everything bad while he was in office was blamed on Bush and anything bad now is blamed on Trump?

The top 3 airports are within maybe 20-30 mile radius and, like wise guy’s wife, has approximately 65,000,000 people passing through a year. I do not think there is any other area that small that accommodates that many people.

The NY/NJ port pulls in the third most trade in the country. California is 5th.

I do not like using Wikipedia but the numbers I listed are sourced from there.

Obama had his faults and things I did not agree with. His good nature and caring for everyone is what makes me admire the man.

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I am wrong. The NY/NJ AND California ports have similar trade going through it.

jdandns · 03-27-2020, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by preakness

Who do you consider smart?
Should be interesting considering you find Wanda Sykes as the best comedian

I wouldn't presume to answer for Joan, but there are plenty of smart people on both "sides" around here:

HBMC, NeedChapmans, Rman, Geech, Heel, discostu

Those are just a few of the regular contributors to this forum who clearly possess above average intelligence. The real trick, as it turns out, is also being a decent person.

And Wanda Sykes, objectively speaking, is funny.
That may be hard to see for those opposed to her politics, I recognize.

Dennis Miller, Ron White, Adam Sandler, and Norm MacDonald, for instance, don't seem to share my views.
That doesn't mean they aren't funny.

Siberian13 · 03-27-2020, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jdandns

And Wanda Sykes, objectively speaking, is funny.
That may be hard to see for those opposed to her politics, I recognize.

Dennis Miller, Ron White, Adam Sandler, and Norm MacDonald, for instance, don't seem to share my views.
That doesn't mean they aren't funny.

I don’t even know Dave Chappelle’s politics or care. He’s just funny

Leslie Jones is not funny

TheHeel · 03-27-2020, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jdandns

I wouldn't presume to answer for Joan, but there are plenty of smart people on both "sides" around here:

HBMC, NeedChapmans, Rman, Geech, Heel, discostu

Those are just a few of the regular contributors to this forum who clearly possess above average intelligence. The real trick, as it turns out, is also being a decent person.

And Wanda Sykes, objectively speaking, is funny.
That may be hard to see for those opposed to her politics, I recognize.

Dennis Miller, Ron White, Adam Sandler, and Norm MacDonald, for instance, don't seem to share my views.
That doesn't mean they aren't funny.

I prefer throwing mud these days. You cannot reason with some of these people.

carlo16 · 03-27-2020, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by preakness

Who do you consider smart?
Should be interesting considering you find Wanda Sykes as the best comedian

Wanda Sykes is a comedian? She must be a minimum wage comedian

rman112 · 03-27-2020, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jdandns

I wouldn't presume to answer for Joan, but there are plenty of smart people on both "sides" around here:

HBMC, NeedChapmans, Rman, Geech, Heel, discostu

Those are just a few of the regular contributors to this forum who clearly possess above average intelligence. The real trick, as it turns out, is also being a decent person.

And Wanda Sykes, objectively speaking, is funny.
That may be hard to see for those opposed to her politics, I recognize.

Dennis Miller, Ron White, Adam Sandler, and Norm MacDonald, for instance, don't seem to share my views.
That doesn't mean they aren't funny.

jdandns trying to hold it in:

rcmb3220 · 03-27-2020, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jdandns

I wouldn't presume to answer for Joan, but there are plenty of smart people on both "sides" around here:

HBMC, NeedChapmans, Rman, Geech, Heel, discostu

Those are just a few of the regular contributors to this forum who clearly possess above average intelligence. The real trick, as it turns out, is also being a decent person.

And Wanda Sykes, objectively speaking, is funny.
That may be hard to see for those opposed to her politics, I recognize.

Dennis Miller, Ron White, Adam Sandler, and Norm MacDonald, for instance, don't seem to share my views.
That doesn't mean they aren't funny.

Are you sure you know what the words “smart” and “funny” mean? OK, I’ll give you Norm Macdonald, but that’s it.

TheFrenzy · 03-27-2020, 07:27 PM

Doris Burke has tested positive for COVID-19.

Burke says she wants to use her situation to "raise awareness" about COVID-19.

Burke has been "symptom-free" since testing positive.

rman112 · 03-27-2020, 07:30 PM

Awesome-O: Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a... golden retriever, or something.

Awesome-O: Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a... boxer, or something.

Awesome-O: Movie idea number two thousand three hundred and five: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.

7 years later:

carlo16 · 03-27-2020, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrenzy

Doris Burke has tested positive for COVID-19.

Burke says she wants to use her situation to "raise awareness" about COVID-19.

Burke has been "symptom-free" since testing positive.

Haven’t heard a peep outta her since she got pissed at Augusta.

jdandns · 03-27-2020, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by carlo16

Wanda Sykes is a comedian? She must be a minimum wage comedian

She won an Emmy as a writer for the very funny "Chris Rock Show" and has appeared on classic episodes of "Curb Your Enthusiam" among various other career accolades.

I know these are tough times, sir, but you could formerly reliably be counted on for cutting bon mots. Perhaps there will be a stimulus for those, as well.

03-27-2020, 06:19 PM	#6304
IronMonkey415 Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 44,118 ironmonkeyfromsf	Le Le the famous cat in Wuhan survived for 40 days without its owner It ate the fish in the fishbowl to survive, a turtle was also in the vacinity and was unharmed. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ronavirus.html

03-27-2020, 06:36 PM	#6306
coltsnsox07 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,427	Interesting new PapaJohn commercial that says your crummy pizza goes straight from the oven to the box and sealed shut w/ a security sticker. 'No touch' delivery. I'd rather get the corona than eat their pizza.

03-27-2020, 06:56 PM	#6312
IronMonkey415 Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 44,118 ironmonkeyfromsf	101-year-old Italian man, born amid Spanish flu pandemic, survives coronavirus illness, official says We need his blood and DNA, he could be the key to all of this. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...us/2926073001/

03-27-2020, 07:27 PM	#6322
TheFrenzy Banned Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Texan in AZ Posts: 44,115	Doris Burke has tested positive for COVID-19. Burke says she wants to use her situation to "raise awareness" about COVID-19. Burke has been "symptom-free" since testing positive.

03-27-2020, 07:30 PM	#6323
rman112 Banned Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Freedom is Free Again Posts: 40,946	Awesome-O: Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a... golden retriever, or something. Awesome-O: Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a... boxer, or something. Awesome-O: Movie idea number two thousand three hundred and five: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut. 7 years later: