Sorry: Discussing the Jose Altuve Buzzer Conspiracy Theory

wwejhardyrox · 12-29-2025, 03:36 AM

Hey everybody. Realize this is a topic that has definitely been beat beyond death. But I do have to wonder. Again, sorry in advanced for bringing this topic back up. If you aren't someone who likes to talk about it, feel free to stop reading and move on.

When Altuve was saying he was shy, we know this is not true because later on his shirt was removed during a walkoff.

Correa claimed it was due to a large, unfinished tattoo, but still to this day Altuve has no large chest tattoo.

So to really sum it all up, I know the buzzer is just a conspiracy. But can we all agree that somdthing more than just trash banging was going on? This could also explain why of all players Altuve recieved the least overall trashcan bangs according to the stats. Thoughts?

12-29-2025, 03:36 AM	#1
wwejhardyrox Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: MA Posts: 4,923 Jayja_45 wwejhardyrox	Sorry: Discussing the Jose Altuve Buzzer Conspiracy Theory Hey everybody. Realize this is a topic that has definitely been beat beyond death. But I do have to wonder. Again, sorry in advanced for bringing this topic back up. If you aren't someone who likes to talk about it, feel free to stop reading and move on. When Altuve was saying he was shy, we know this is not true because later on his shirt was removed during a walkoff. Correa claimed it was due to a large, unfinished tattoo, but still to this day Altuve has no large chest tattoo. So to really sum it all up, I know the buzzer is just a conspiracy. But can we all agree that somdthing more than just trash banging was going on? This could also explain why of all players Altuve recieved the least overall trashcan bangs according to the stats. Thoughts?