The OFFICIAL thread to trash players and their collectors

ScooterD · 07-05-2022, 09:10 AM

Do you bump player threads to gloat to people who didn’t listen to your prior opinions that turned out to be correct?

Do you think that Vlad Jr. is overrated because he plays in a minor league ballpark?

Do you think that Mike Trout is mediocre, at best?

Do you think that Julio Rodriguez is nothing more than the second coming of Chris Coghlan?

Do you think that Juan Soto's BA has dipped because he walks too much or recently turned 40?

Do you think collecting Luis Robert is a waste of money because he receives age-based Social Security benefits?

Do you think that Judge, Ohtani, and Acuna are too streaky and oft-injured to be hobby relevant?

Do you enjoy manipulating statistics, ignoring facts, and passing off your opinions as truths?

If you answered YES to any or all of the above and believe that anyone who disagrees with you is stupid and is (or will be) a bag holder - then this thread is all you will ever need, want, or desire.

The intent of this thread is to offer a free space for you and all people like you to scream your critiques of any player and their collectors.

And the best part is - all of the player collectors on this forum have agreed to read this thread every single day in order to absorb your verbal barrages and critiques of their favorite players and collecting choices for the purpose of introspection and self-loathing.

In view of the above, there is no reason to ever post overly negative or critical things in each of the threads dedicated to specific players and their collectors. Instead, post all of that awesome analysis here, and trust that they will read it every day until they see the light and fall asleep crying in their beer.

EDITED - removed references to Wander Franco

07-05-2022, 09:10 AM	#1
ScooterD Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Naples, FL Posts: 5,426	The OFFICIAL thread to trash players and their collectors Do you bump player threads to gloat to people who didn’t listen to your prior opinions that turned out to be correct? Do you think that Vlad Jr. is overrated because he plays in a minor league ballpark? Do you think that Mike Trout is mediocre, at best? Do you think that Julio Rodriguez is nothing more than the second coming of Chris Coghlan? Do you think that Juan Soto's BA has dipped because he walks too much or recently turned 40? Do you think collecting Luis Robert is a waste of money because he receives age-based Social Security benefits? Do you think that Judge, Ohtani, and Acuna are too streaky and oft-injured to be hobby relevant? Do you enjoy manipulating statistics, ignoring facts, and passing off your opinions as truths? If you answered YES to any or all of the above and believe that anyone who disagrees with you is stupid and is (or will be) a bag holder - then this thread is all you will ever need, want, or desire. The intent of this thread is to offer a free space for you and all people like you to scream your critiques of any player and their collectors. And the best part is - all of the player collectors on this forum have agreed to read this thread every single day in order to absorb your verbal barrages and critiques of their favorite players and collecting choices for the purpose of introspection and self-loathing. In view of the above, there is no reason to ever post overly negative or critical things in each of the threads dedicated to specific players and their collectors. Instead, post all of that awesome analysis here, and trust that they will read it every day until they see the light and fall asleep crying in their beer. EDITED - removed references to Wander Franco Last edited by ScooterD; 08-21-2023 at 06:10 PM. Reason: edited midget for undersized