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Originally Posted by Ephland
Dr. Ben Carson says that people "need to rise up and take America back."
Couple of questions:
Where is America currently, who do we need to take it back from, and how will we know when we have it back?
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According to a Carson spokesman (a talking oil painting of Dr. Ben himself), America is currently hidden away in Saul Alinsky's old lunch pail, which bears the design of the popular 1970's weekly NBC-TV action series, "Lucifer and The Wreckin' Crew".
Once we have it back, we'll know right away, as it's very hard to carry.
I'm looking forward to riding dinosaurs again, just like grandpa used to.