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View Poll Results: Could you win a point off Serena Williams? | |||
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It was posed about 5 years ago, curious what the Blowout Commentariat thinks. Do you think if you were playing your very best tennis, you could win a point off Serena Williams?
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Eventually she'd have to hit enough balls into the net, right?
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Absolutely not. Tennis is not like basketball. I think I could be lucky enough to score on an nba player, but no way I would be able to win a point on Serena.
Winning a point would involve me returning her serve or returning one of her shots. I played tennis in HS, and there is absolutely no shot I would be able to get a point. 2-3 star tennis recruits are insane, imagine playing against an all timer! |
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A top division 1 college player would beat her as she’s said previously. Its a different game.
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Not a chance in hell.
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Only if she stroked out in the middle of her backhand against my 1st serve. Other than that no, I’d have 0 chance returning anything she’d hit to me
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No, I have 0 chance.
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No chance.
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Nope. I’d be happy to just return serve once.
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Absolutely 0 shot.
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That ball would be past me before I could ever see it.
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Of course.
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I am currently injury-free and I intend to stay that way.
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Definitely. I serve hard enough, eventually, I'll hit a corner and if I'm charging behind every serve, I'll get one overhead before I give up.
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This guy lol
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I used to play recreationally in high school and I played a girl I was friends with who was on the school team and had years of training/lessons.
Humbling. And that was a girl from my high school. Serena Williams would embarrass me.
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I wouldn’t say no chance based on size. Their only real chance is chucking one up and getting lucky before they close out.
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