Dear Blowout,

Peties Army · 02-11-2022, 10:49 AM

Dear Blowoit,

My Boyfriend still has a goatee. He has had it since 2004 but it is so out of style I want him to change. He is 47 and I am 43 and I just want him to be as trendy as I am with my flip flops and Abercrombie and Fitch. My wife seems to like it but I just can’t get into it anymore.

Thank you,

Peties “I tell him it tickles” Army

BostonNut · 02-11-2022, 10:52 AM

First.

mattglet · 02-11-2022, 11:04 AM

It's 5pm somewhere, might as well be there.

glen87 · 02-11-2022, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Peties Army

Dear Blowoit,

My Boyfriend still has a goatee. He has had it since 2004 but it is so out of style I want him to change. He is 47 and I am 43 and I just want him to be as trendy as I am with my flip flops and Abercrombie and Fitch. My wife seems to like it but I just can’t get into it anymore.

Thank you,

Peties “I tell him it tickles” Army

dbackschamp2001 · 02-11-2022, 11:16 AM

Goatees are out of style?

jcardstore · 02-11-2022, 11:16 AM

Someone needs a little extra attention today

altaeria · 02-11-2022, 11:24 AM

I think the first-person narrator actually changed from the opening sentence to the closing sentence. So that is very confusing. Otherwise, I appreciate the general concept and the overall effort. I give it a C+

Saraste · 02-11-2022, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jcardstore

Someone needs a lot of extra attention everyday

fixed

fulltritty · 02-11-2022, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Peties Army

Dear Blowoit,

My Boyfriend still has a goatee. He has had it since 2004 but it is so out of style I want him to change. He is 47 and I am 43 and I just want him to be as trendy as I am with my flip flops and Abercrombie and Fitch. My wife seems to like it but I just can’t get into it anymore.

Thank you,

Peties “I tell him it tickles” Army

So BNut has a goatee. You learn something new everyday here.

Siberian13 · 02-11-2022, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Peties Army

Dear Blowoit,

My Boyfriend still has a goatee. He has had it since 2004 but it is so out of style I want him to change. He is 47 and I am 43 and I just want him to be as trendy as I am with my flip flops and Abercrombie and Fitch. My wife seems to like it but I just can’t get into it anymore.

Thank you,

Peties “I tell him it tickles” Army

And this is why your mom figured you didn’t need a cup during sports

BostonNut · 02-11-2022, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jcardstore

Someone needs a little extra attention today

It's almost baseball season. Not sure why he's not practicing a new move to ring up batters,,,

BostonNut · 02-11-2022, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fulltritty

So BNut has a goatee. You learn something new everyday here.

Nah, one day I'd like to play for the Yankees.

Peties Army · 02-11-2022, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BostonNut

It's almost baseball season. Not sure why he's not practicing a new move to ring up batters,,,

When yours is as good as mine you don’t need to practice a new one

Whodatiz · 02-11-2022, 12:58 PM

You stole your wife's boyfriend?

fulltritty · 02-11-2022, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BostonNut

Nah, one day I'd like to play for the Yankees.

You're way too old to break into the MLB now.

sportzluvr1 · 02-11-2022, 01:26 PM

Creepy

Skipscards · 02-12-2022, 12:12 AM

I haven’t read the OP, but knowing the creator of this thread, the answer is no.

majestik101 · 02-12-2022, 12:42 AM

The gubmint issued safe smoking kits arrived early

Wombat · 02-12-2022, 02:26 AM

does your wife have a goatee as well?

asking for a friend

jlzinck · 02-12-2022, 09:05 AM

I liek milk

TheFrenzy · 02-12-2022, 11:54 AM

the mesiah · 02-14-2022, 10:15 AM

calculusdork · 02-14-2022, 02:41 PM

valleynuckfan · 02-14-2022, 05:43 PM

Peties Army · 02-14-2022, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by valleynuckfan

I have this picture above my bed

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