Bowman Quality Control Manager: Sir, I'm afraid we've ballsed up.
Bowman CEO: Really? Go on...
BQCM: We've issued the ultra-rare A-Rod auto'd Superfractor 1/1 but there are a couple of minor faults.
CEO: What faults exactly?
BQCM: Well sir, we forget to affix the authentication stickers.
CEO: Not the end of the world.
BQCM: And we kind of forgot to get him to sign it.
CEO: No problem, he signs loads for us. Send it off to him, he'll return it post haste. Is that all?
BQCM: Not quite, sir. We forgot to superfract it.
CEO: Ah, what the heck. Realease it anyway. Unless Dave Peters pulls it, I doubt anyone will notice.
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