I forgot to mention the alcoholic chicken...
The couple that T is staying with have 2 dogs (1 of which is old and decrepit and the other is an attention whore

) and 2 chickens. They roam around the backyard and go into their cage at night. One of them apparently loves beer. When the husband came home, he came home and popped a can of beer. He drank the majority of it then poured the rest of the patio for the chicken, who promptly started drinking it.

Did the same thing about 20 minutes later with the same result. One of the strangest things I have ever seen.
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The strange looks I get from customers at shows when they are selling and I ask for NASCAR!

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Saraste as a corpse - oldgoldy97 12/19/23