**The Perineal JOEY GALLO Thread**
 

Just realized that I still have a few of his rookie cards.

Also just saw this on Twitter: "If Joey Gallo jumped out of a boat do you think hed hit water or would he whiff at that also?"

I have like 15 of the 15 TCU sparkle refs too
What a bum

[QUOTE=TheFrenzy;19381972]Just realized that I still have a few of his rookie cards.

Also just saw this on Twitter: "If Joey Gallo jumped out of a boat do you think hed hit water or would he whiff at that also?"[/QUOTE]

Helluva typo in the title. Unless it’s intentional, ‘taint likely though.

Does this bum actually need two threads? :doh:

[QUOTE=fulltritty;19382174]Does this bum actually need two threads? :doh:[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure there's a 3rd one floating out there somewhere.

[QUOTE=hammertime;19382217]I'm pretty sure there's a 3rd one floating out there somewhere.[/QUOTE]

"My dog ate my Joey Gallo Orange Refractor. Did that increase it's value?"

[QUOTE=hammertime;19382217]I'm pretty sure there's a 3rd one floating out there somewhere.[/QUOTE]

Yup. Three threads for one of the absolute worst players. :doh:

Gallo cards that made you wish it was anybody else. I was going through a 2 week span where all my tough retail pulls where Gallo cards, bought a heritage blaster gallo clubhouse collection bought some Topps Uk 2022 2 packers Gallo gold 09/25 an older heritage blaster another Gallo gu. 2 of the 3 were in Yankees uniforms but you still find yourself saying why him, almost any other Yankee and I would’ve been happier.

“Perineal”… I see what you did there.

[QUOTE=MiamiMarlinsFan;19382406]“Perineal”… I see what you did there.[/QUOTE]

Yep I wasn’t going to look it up but I just had to, pretty funny.:D

I have a few RCs, one is a Bowman chrome insert auto.

All pack pulled.

[QUOTE=oldgoldy97;19382522]I have a few RCs, one is a Bowman chrome insert auto.

All pack pulled.[/QUOTE]

Probably worth less than DiNucci cards. :coffee:

[QUOTE=fulltritty;19382524]Probably worth less than DiNucci cards. :coffee:[/QUOTE]

Well, there’s at least one sucker, I mean collector, of DiNutti.

[QUOTE=onenineeightsix;19382128]Helluva typo in the title. Unless it’s intentional, ‘taint likely though.[/QUOTE]

I had made the joke earlier [URL="https://www.blowoutforums.com/showthread.php?t=1581620&page=4"]regarding Spencer Torkelson[/URL], but Gallo seems to be the guy most deserving of a “perineal” thread.

For a player to bat a career .296 with roughly $53 million in career salary, that is astonishing.

I hit the wrong number, .196. I’m sure anybody who knows Gallo realized the mistake.

[QUOTE=Stifle;19382746]For a player to bat a career .296 with roughly $53 million in career salary, that is astonishing.[/QUOTE]

Joey Gallo wishes his BA was .296!

(It’s .196)

[QUOTE=MiamiMarlinsFan;19382788]Joey Gallo wishes his BA was .296!

(It’s .196)[/QUOTE]

I’m pretty certain that tapping the 2 instead of the 1 is pretty reasonable. If he were a .296 hitter he would be receiving $53 mil in a 2 year contract.

If Gallo was hitting 296, his thread title would say perennial instead of perineal.

[QUOTE=Stifle;19382862]I’m pretty certain that tapping the 2 instead i on f the 1 is pretty reasonable. If he were a .296 hitter he would be receiving $53 mil in a 2 year contract.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I know, I just couldn’t resist. Poor Joey, he would probably sell his soul just to hit .215!

0-12 on the season

killing it

Can I get a quick price check on my stash???

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/y6oq9Lc.jpg[/IMG]

“Perineal”…Taint the word you were looking for, was it?

[QUOTE=Triple B;19383112]“Perineal”…Taint the word you were looking for, was it?[/QUOTE]

lol

I'm finding out just how little humor there is in the Baseball forum!

You make an obvious joke and half the posts are people saying, "there's no way you meant to make that joke."

I'm just glad to be able to add my spice to the mix around here.

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/bdHFc5j.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=TheFrenzy;19383149]lol

I'm finding out just how little humor there is in the Baseball forum!

[B]You make an obvious joke[/B] and half the posts are people saying, "there's no way you meant to make that joke."

I'm just glad to be able to add my spice to the mix around here.[/QUOTE]

The obvious joke is Post #21 of this thread :cool: