Hunchback of Ogre Game - The officially unofficial Chet Holmgren ROY Campaign Watch.
 

Follow along as our bulimic sportsbra'd crusader emerges from the depths of Mayo Clinic purgatory and pilfers media/clecter pockets worldwide.

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In the battle for hypertrophy supremacy, there can only be one.

Already has an exceptionally smooth stroke (pause) and a vast array of interior post moves that'd make pre-islam-convert Akeem sprout a chub.


Don't overthink this.




Calling it now:

- 2023/24 Ben Simmons ROY delayed perseverance award.
- 17/11/2.8blk per game.
- OKC finishes top 3 in the west.

As always,

BOL if tailing. Get bent if fading.


Daddy Chetneck's got neckst. Tell a financially irresponsible friend.


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LFG we neckst up

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[QUOTE=jcardstore;18940213]LFG we neckst up

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Wemby looks like a shorter poor man's version of Shawn Bradley, tbh.

[QUOTE=gomiamigo;18940263]Wemby looks like a shorter poor man's version of Shawn Bradley, tbh.[/QUOTE]

Well this thread isn’t about Wemby so take that trash and put it in the official Wemby thread :coffee:

We talkin’ real koza out here

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Another player to flip before the season.

Chet gonna pull a Ben Simmons?

Chet will have a better season than Wemby, book it

[QUOTE=tobytyler;18943426]Chet will have a better season than Wemby, book it[/QUOTE]

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Chetneck looked guten as hell during summer camp.



Bring the pain.

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Chetneck looked guten as hell during summer camp.



Bring the pain.[/QUOTE]

not gonna overthink this

Let's start a ROY champagne campaign. Make those votes rain!

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Chetneck looked guten as hell during summer camp.



Bring the pain.[/QUOTE]

What the hell is guten?

rhymes with gluten. I think that equals extra healthy ninjachub?

[QUOTE=asujbl;18944429]What the hell is guten?[/QUOTE]

you uncultured swine

[QUOTE=Nomad;18944434]rhymes with gluten. I think that equals extra healthy ninjachub?[/QUOTE]

Ironically that was my first thought

[QUOTE=jcardstore;18944435]you uncultured swine[/QUOTE]

Does he think he got cute this summer and then autocorrect?

[QUOTE=jcardstore;18944435]you uncultured swine[/QUOTE]

i think i like you

[QUOTE=GOATcards;18944467]i think i like you[/QUOTE]

JC is running for the hills

jcard and ninja agreeing, asu and GOAT bonding

Chet might be for real. I'm on board.

[QUOTE=asujbl;18944486]JC is running for the hills[/QUOTE]

i think i like you

What position will Chet play? PF or C?

[QUOTE=GOATcards;18944519]i think i like you[/QUOTE]

I'm out

Elation, hypheragia, non-germans, wideneck side hype, confusion....


Right on track.

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A cool 25/9 with 5 swats on them boys.


Sauropod passing all eye tests. That post game drop-step [I]mean.[/I] :cool:

poor chet, ninja has issued the kiss of death